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  1. 11-02-2012, 01:19 PM #1
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    Time for some sharp wit!


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    It's Friday and I think everyone could use a laugh or two.

    Please post your best and worst knife related puns.

    So stop dirk-ing around and post some puns.

    Shanks for your time!
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  2. 11-02-2012, 01:36 PM #2
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    shanks ...but no shanks.
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  3. 11-02-2012, 01:40 PM #3
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    This is one of the worst threads I've seen in a while... I can't bereeve you guys...
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  4. 11-02-2012, 01:47 PM #4
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    Hahaha knife one Jeremy!
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  5. 11-02-2012, 02:04 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jeremy Barnard View Post
    This is one of the worst threads I've seen in a while... I can't bereeve you guys...
    I see what you did there, you little bevel!
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  6. 11-02-2012, 02:06 PM #6
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    A friend once ax'ed me: "Hey I hear you're into knives, would you say your on the leading edge, or are you a little rusty?" which is surprising because he was never the sharpest tool in the shed.
    Personally, I want any movie I see about a guy that travels back in time in a souped up DeLorean and meets his parents before they were married to have the appropriate guitar for the year, kinda blew the believability of the whole movie for me.
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  7. 11-02-2012, 02:12 PM #7
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    I'm a half wit. I have no sharp wit to offer.
    I know nuh-thing.
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  8. 11-02-2012, 02:27 PM #8
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    My eyes are sworda watering from this freaKen Onion.
    WTB a Killa Zilla!!!!!!!!
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    This forum has seax appeal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Black View Post
    This forum has seax appeal.
    You whittle pervert!
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  11. 11-02-2012, 03:46 PM #11
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    I was watching a spyder on my wall when i saw this thread.
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  12. 11-02-2012, 04:02 PM #12
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    Wotta buncha Morans. I couldn't care less, but do you Loveless? Either way, I steel think this thread is a dull idea.

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  13. 11-02-2012, 04:25 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by james terrio View Post
    I steel think this thread is a dull idea.

    Yeah, it doesnt really cut it.
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  14. 11-02-2012, 04:45 PM #14
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    I hope this doesn't get me banned, but some of you guy'sebenza posting out your ax.

    Sorry, that was a really leek pun.

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  15. 11-02-2012, 04:52 PM #15
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    This may turn out to be a pivotal thread, but right now I don't see the point, and I'm wondering what the OP's angle is. Of course, I'm a little on edge right now.
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  16. 11-02-2012, 05:00 PM #16
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    If I added anything I believe I would just hinderer this tread.
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    Oops..sorry.
    Thought the thread said Time for some sharp phil.

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  18. 11-02-2012, 05:14 PM #18
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    Didn't find anything to steel for this thread, but in any Case, i just thought I'd say hi.
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  19. 11-02-2012, 05:22 PM #19
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    ...I have Zero Tolerance for this sort of humour,...
    Last edited by KrisNZ; 11-02-2012 at 05:48 PM.
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  20. 11-02-2012, 05:57 PM #20
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    Im not SHARP enough to think of very many knife puns that make the CUT for this thread, I am MORA of a pity CASE if you ask me.
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