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  1. #1
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    How bout a contest?


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    I'm having a TON of apparel made before Blade Show and I need someone to come up with a good one-liner to put on the back of the womens t-shirts I'm having made. I want something that empowers women and maybe even at the same time is a swift kick to the bawls for the guys.

    So what do you win?

    Whoever comes up with the winning phrase will get a free shirt!! YAAAYYY!!!!

    Now guys, I'm not excluding you. Guys can win too.

    Everyone, you can come up with as many as you like. There is no limit to how many phrases you can post. HOWEVER!, DO NOT CHIT CHAT! DO NOT COMPLIMENT OTHER'S POSTS! DO NOT POST ANYTHING OTHER THAN YOUR PHRASES! ANYONE WHO DOES NOT FOLLOW THE RULES WILL HAVE THEIR POST DELETED AND WILL BE DISCQUALIFIED!

    GO!!!!

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    "Is that a knife in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

    "Know how to really please a woman? Give me your blades." (Knife/smatchet/etc. )

    Or... if something not knife related is allowed...

    "Women try to impress men with their looks and not their brains because the odds are far greater to run into a stupid man than a blind one."

    "I'm not married because I don't want to ruin my sex life."

    "Yes, you've seen me before. That's why I don't go there anymore."
    Last edited by -Ranger-; 03-08-2011 at 03:17 PM.

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    Just Fletc_Her
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    " This is my Fletcher, Deal with it!"

    "He got his guns, I got his knife"

    "I bet my knife is sharper than yours"

    "You think you can handle this?"

    " I have a real knife, what do you have?"
    Rat Pack #917

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    Some funny ones


    keep watching....maybe i'll do a trick

    God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

    I didn't slap you, I high-fived your face!

    Objects under shirt are larger than they appear

    Stop Reading My Shirt

    "If I was lying... wouldn't my pants be on fire?"

    Behind every great girl is a guy checking her out.

    The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

    Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.

    If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.

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    Most Precious Thing In The World
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    INFANTRYMAN

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    I am still laughing my ars off reading those!! Here is a few
    "If you can read this, I finally lost him"
    "Quit staring, my cheeks hurt"
    "I luv it when a man stares at the back of my head"
    "Men, always exaggerating the size of his knife"
    I am not "weird", just Normally Challenged!!!

    As always, looking for Tequila/Red Tequila/Tequila Sunrise handled Busse's

    Inducted 2013- JDieseljowl69 -AKA "Tequila Joe" dubbed by Jaxx

    R.I.P. Jeff Hanneman-SLAYER!!!

    R.I.P. Oderus Urungus-GWAR shall reign on!

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    "ladies just love men with a big knife"

    (picture of hatchula under that)

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    Just keep in mind guys. This has to fit on a chicks t-shirt. Keep it short.

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    Brains Up Front

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    Still the sharpest knife in the drawer.

    IMB4U

    You be nice.

    Brains and looks too

    Take my husband, PLEASE!

    I am the one your mother warned you about.

    My husband's not as sharp as his knives.
    "Of the knives I own, the ones I'd buy, are considerably less in number." (Ted)TAE 11-02-12
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    SpyderNation#8

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    "Flat grinds, Plain edges"
    BeckerHead #13

    "I am not a Number, I am a Free Man"- Maiden

    "The moments we share today, Inspire the stories we tell tomorrow"

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    Women's Logos

    Sexy as a Fletcher


    More Curves than a
    Ulysses


    I'll show you my Bush...
    Operator

    World's Greatest Wife
    (I bought him a Fletcher)

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    My Bush, is sharper than your bush...

    or

    I trim my bush with a Fletcher

    or

    only into a bush operator
    Last edited by BloodGroove4570; 03-08-2011 at 07:46 PM.

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    Don't look here (Silly)
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    Check out my ass!
    (Thats supposed to be an arrow in the middle won't let me center it)

    Picture of a Big fletcher in the center of the shirt
    on top it says "So many men"
    on the bottom "So little time"
    Last edited by gregncat; 03-08-2011 at 07:57 PM.

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    Finger My Choil!

    It's the cryptic/double-intendre nature that'll spark conversation. lol

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    Keep your drink. Buy me a Fletcher.

    Hard and Sharp

    Caution - Sharp Edges

    I have an edge...Fletcher Knives

    Sharp women carry sharp knives

    I bite, and so does my blade

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    Real men manscape with a Fletcher

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    I picture this.

    "Fletcher Knives" above your logo and right below that "Kind of a Big Deal"

    or every woman's favorite "Because I said so"

    "I'll cut the/a Bit@#"
    Last edited by HAKnPocket; 03-08-2011 at 08:39 PM.

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    Beauties
    with
    the
    Beasts (with a picture of one or more of your knives.)

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