Guns and knives, two of my favorite topics. I thought HIKV was bad, but guns are worse because they are much more expensive. I have a very long wish list of guns I want to eventually pick up, but it'll have to wait until later as finances and space allow. Luckily I already have enough guns and knives for my needs, the stuff on my list is really a bunch of wants. Still, I want a blued barbecue gun of the 1911 variety, fully engraved by our own gravertom.
Here's a pic of the khukuri and pistol that I keep near my bedside.