
Originally Posted by
OliverH
And we all know how everybody is shot down when they make fun of the whole "72 virgins" thing, because after all, it isn't nice to say mean things about Islamic beliefs or practices. Right? Wrong.
Personally, I think the "magic underwear" (more properly known as "temple garments") is mostly a bum rap. It really is more like the yarmulke, a symbolic thing. At least I don't think there are too many Mormons, though probably some, who still think their skivvies endow them with any actual protection. However, there is a lot of stuff in Mormonism that's really susceptible to ridicule, so to the extent that people are ignorant about Mormon beliefs and doctrines--or sometimes former beliefs and doctrines, since God continues to hand down fresh revelations to the head of the church--Mormons are probably getting off pretty easy.
One of the problems facing Mormons has to do with when their religion was invented. It's just harder for people to give credence to a story about somebody in 19th-century New York state being directed by an angel to a box of golden tablets on a farm, inscribed in an language called "reformed Egyptian"--a language unknown to linguists and philologists--and then translating the tablets into English by dropping rocks into a hat, burying his face into the hat, and proceeding to dictate. Oh, and by the way, in case you're wondering what happened to the golden tablets, the angel took them back after the translation was done. Okay, so that's a story that's pretty easy for many people to ridicule--my uncle who lived in Utah for many years used to say "an intelligent 13-year-old wouldn't believe that stuff"--but when you think about it, it's certainly no less credible than, for instance, the story of God giving the Ten Commandments to Moses. But because the Old Testament story is about a faraway place in a far distant time, the magical and supernatural elements of the story feel more natural to us. In the same way, while the notion entertained by some Christians that Jesus will come back one day and establish his throne in Jerusalem to rule the world for a while seems pretty fanciful to us skeptics, it doesn't have the same comedic effect as the Mormon idea that Jesus will rebuild a New Jerusalem just outside Kansas City. Jerusalem is an exotic spot to most of us where miracles could still happen, while Kansas City is, well, Kansas City.
Another problem that Mormonism has is that because it was invented in a skeptical and analytical age, and because there are trails of artifacts, they've actually been busted on a couple of items. Somebody brought Smith some papyri that were found with a mummy, which the prophet dutifully translated in his usual clairvoyant fashion into some supplementary scriptures, and also claimed they were in the handwriting of Abraham himself. This was before the Rosetta Stone had been deciphered. The papyri found their way into the Metropolitan Museum, where in after years, when scholars had learned how to read the Egyptian script, they were subsequently translated and found to be pretty standard Egyptian funerary inscriptions and spells. This is the kind of scrutiny that miracle stories contained in ancient scriptures aren't subject to.
But even more, we tend to turn off (or at least turn down) our analytic and skeptical faculties when it comes to religions whose stories and miracles are familiar to us and part of our mental furniture from a very early age, and that are constantly reinforced by the culture through repetition, and/or whose adherents we know and deal with on a regular basis and recognize as more or less okay people. I have no faith, and though I don't believe whatsoever the notion that Jesus was born of a virgin and think it's a made-up ancient middle eastern story, the story itself seems normal to me, and I accept as normal (or at least common) that an awful lot of people believe it. Or, does my Catholic friend really think that the communion bread and wine turn into Jesus' flesh and blood? To Protestants that seems not just like superstition but also kinda creepy, but what the heck, Frank Callahan is a good normal guy in other regards, so what the hell, we just let it go. But when it comes to evaluating the details of unfamiliar or foreign beliefs, especially if we don't have much commerce with the believers in them, then it's a different thing entirely. 72 virgins in heaven? Give me a break, Osama. Magic underwear? Roll eyes at ceiling and snicker. Where are you hiding the other wives, Mitt?
Incidentally, I have a truly hilarious and rather off-color joke that centers on a yarmulke, if you're interested.
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