The Raven Has Landed. I repeat, The Raven has landed. *Pics Added*

**Jonny1280** · 04-27-2012, 10:06 AM

Maybe he found a dead salmon by the side of the river, picked it up, started swinging it around by it's tail. Now he's telling everyone that it's his machax. Now I see why he won't post pics. He's ashamed of the fact that he's been fondeling a dead salmon for a day and a half. Put it down Haze...you've been through enough already. The madness will grow stronger will each stroking of that dead salmon.

Sorry guys...there's no machax....but please keep Haze in your heart and prayers.

Originally Posted by Shotgun

I read this and thought you bought a kick ass axe. What's this thread about again?

Dead salmon.

**Facebacon** · 04-27-2012, 10:10 AM

you give pics nao or cave man ues super sharp black rock form the marrow times to smash.....OOOOOHaaGAAbooga me like meat

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 10:10 AM

He's probably curled up in the corner of a room with one bare lightbulb on a dirty mattress soaked in sweat and urine licking the screen of his laptop with a picture of a Machax on Ka-Bars website.

**Bigskymt** · 04-27-2012, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by clich

How can we be sure that its even.a machax. Canadians look at things differently then us. Cmon canadian bacon? Perhaps what he got was in fact a hairdryer. That's as close as Canadian bacon is to real bacon. But we can't be sure without pics

Thats sig worthy!
At least they look at beer and women right when they make them. We love those Canadians, Great beer and women! You know what I mean "A"?

**Doc_Savage** · 04-27-2012, 10:20 AM

I'm thinking he found an old Muskox leg and hoof.....remembered the Machax Muskox on here... and the hallucinogenic mirage started...

The voices in his head chanting.... Machax....machax.... mach ax.... musk ox... musk ox... muskox...

He is dragging us into his delusion.... but we, being true to the forum, demand pictures...we'll get to the bottom of this...

For Barlow...

Doc

**thrillbilly** · 04-27-2012, 10:53 AM

''The Chair is against the wall, John has a brown mustache, I repeat, the Chair is against the wall''

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 10:57 AM

Originally Posted by thrillbilly

''The Chair is against the wall, John has a brown mustache, I repeat, the Chair is against the wall''

"The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache"

Get it right.

**thrillbilly** · 04-27-2012, 10:59 AM

Originally Posted by C_Tanner

"The chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache, John has a long mustache"

Get it right.

All that hate's gonna burn you up kid tanner......

I was just testing you, you passed....your decoder ring will be in the mail shortly

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 11:10 AM

Originally Posted by thrillbilly

All that hate's gonna burn you up kid tanner......

Keeps me warm....

**CamH_16** · 04-27-2012, 11:11 AM

Originally Posted by C_Tanner

Keeps me warm....

Child firestarters? Beats mini inferno anyday!

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 11:14 AM

It's before your time, Cam.

**CamH_16** · 04-27-2012, 11:17 AM

Originally Posted by C_Tanner

It's before your time, Cam.

Figures, I dont actually know what the hell is going on half the time here anyway...

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 11:21 AM

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

Even has a "Tanner" charecter in it!

**CamH_16** · 04-27-2012, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by C_Tanner

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0087985/

Only time I heard about red dawn was in "Hot Tub Time Machine"...Wolverienes!?

**C_Tanner** · 04-27-2012, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by CamH_16

Only time I heard about red dawn was in "Hot Tub Time Machine"...Wolverienes!?

*SIGH* kids.....

WHERE'S THOSE ALLEGED MACHAX PICTURES?!?!?

**Catmouth** · 04-27-2012, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by C_Tanner

*SIGH* kids.....

WHERE'S THOSE ALLEGED MACHAX PICTURES?!?!?

You beat me too it Tanner. Thank you for educating the boy.

**crimsonfalcon07** · 04-27-2012, 12:34 PM

I'm in. Thanks for the opportunity.

**BaldingEagle** · 04-27-2012, 01:15 PM

Haze
I'm thinking about making my next sheath for the Machax. I've got some good ideas in mind. I will start a new thread when I start.
Enjoy
Balding

**Pa_Slasher** · 04-27-2012, 06:11 PM

Hockey stick for sure!

**oXide** · 04-27-2012, 06:25 PM

So is that what I got a phone call about just after I left for Virginia? Let me explain, about 30 minutes after I left my house to come up to Virginia for some Kodiak Course Director Conference (or what ever they called it), I got a phone call, it was the post office saying they had a pretty good sized package for me.

So I think there's a month old Machax waiting for me back in Polk City.... If one of you could do me a favor and pick it up for me, you can borrow it until I get back...