Maybe he found a dead salmon by the side of the river, picked it up, started swinging it around by it's tail. Now he's telling everyone that it's his machax. Now I see why he won't post pics. He's ashamed of the fact that he's been fondeling a dead salmon for a day and a half. Put it down Haze...you've been through enough already. The madness will grow stronger will each stroking of that dead salmon.
Sorry guys...there's no machax....but please keep Haze in your heart and prayers.