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    Two guys in Australia battle with sword and chain saw

    From the UK Daily mail.

    Two neighbors in Australia fought with a chain saw and a samurai sword. One may loose and arm while the other has lost some fingers. Obviously, it would have been better for both to have moved far away from each other before it got to this.

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    Here is another link to the story:

    http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/chainsaw-a...502-1xygh.html

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    Chainsaw wins.
    Pro 26:4 Answer not a fool according to his folly, lest thou also be like unto him.
    Pro 26:5 Answer a fool according to his folly, lest he be wise in his own conceit.

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    I say that that guy with the sword wasn't very good if he couldn't dodge something as slow, short and heavy as a chainsaw. I love the mother's comment. The other guys had machetes and bats, so her son grabbed a chainsaw to defend himself.........before he decided take it over to the neighbors house and do a preemptive defensive strike.
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    Quote Originally Posted by timcsaw View Post
    Chainsaw wins.
    Stupidity wins! But the game is rigged and it never loses, so that's not saying anything new.

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    That would have been an amazing video for youtube or tosh.O

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    Probably the coolest thing to happen in Australia in the past 50 years

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    I am definitely disappointed with the showing by the guy with the sword.

    Nice way to really highlight your white trash status.

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    This may become a new sport, you never know

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    This sounds alot like "The Quickening" - there can only be one!

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    With a nice Aussie Mad Max twist with the chainsaw. Two men enter, one man leaves.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nordic Viking View Post
    This sounds alot like "The Quickening" - there can only be one!
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    wasnt there a scene in mad max beyond thunderdome like this. mel gibson vs blaster.mel gibson wins even though his chainsaw quit 5 seconds after he gets it running.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nordic Viking View Post
    This sounds alot like "The Quickening" - there can only be one!
    Heard there were weather reports of unexplained flashes of lightning

    Quote Originally Posted by jdm61 View Post
    With a nice Aussie Mad Max twist with the chainsaw. Two men enter, one man leaves.
    Quote Originally Posted by jim in ohio View Post
    wasnt there a scene in mad max beyond thunderdome like this. mel gibson vs blaster.mel gibson wins even though his chainsaw quit 5 seconds after he gets it running.
    Yes.
    What's funny, (just like this story) the end song was Tina Turner "We don't need another hero"
    Last edited by djjonny; 05-17-2012 at 05:15 AM.

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    Just goes to show, us Aussies love our steel.

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    I would be willing to bet the average aggregate IQ of the warring factions is in the mid 80's ;0)

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