Six Friday Night Thoughts, While You're Drinking

**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:11 PM

SIX THOUGHTS TO PONDER:

Number 6
Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 5
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 4
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn you tomorrow.

and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."

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**uyotg** · 05-31-2012, 02:25 PM

I think you're drunk already.
It's only Thursday.

**Gravelface** · 05-31-2012, 02:35 PM

Now THAT is some funny stuff!!!

**Jaxx** · 05-31-2012, 02:37 PM

Thanxx for the laugh, Skunk... Today is one of those days where I really needed it, and you delivered!!

BTW, speaking of delivered...thanxx also for the package that I have waiting for me!!!

**knife hunter** · 05-31-2012, 02:48 PM

Woo hoo! love it brother its friday here too

People did baterry acid?

**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by Jaxx

Thanxx for the laugh, Skunk... Today is one of those days where I really needed it, and you delivered!!

BTW, speaking of delivered...thanxx also for the package that I have waiting for me!!!

Pics or it didn't happen!!!
or is your camera so outdated it won't fit 27 sarge double cuts in the frame?

**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:52 PM

Originally Posted by knife hunter

Woo hoo! love it brother its friday here too

People did baterry acid?

funny you ask, i'm filling both batts in my boat!

**Jaxx** · 05-31-2012, 02:55 PM

Originally Posted by idahoskunk

Pics or it didn't happen!!!
or is your camera so outdated it won't fit 27 sarge double cuts in the frame?

Yep, it only fits 27 Skellys in one image.

As I was going to St. I...ahem...daho
I met a man with 27 SARGE knives...

Pix later!

**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:56 PM

Originally Posted by uyotg

I think you're drunk already.
It's only Thursday.

i don't know what time zone you are on, but here it's friday night!
i'm drinking and i will do you a favor por for four, i'll pay the charge to have the battery in your watch replaced so you can drink with us, plus throw in a free t-shirt after you post the receipt!

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**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:58 PM

i'll even send you my wife, all two of them!

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**idahoskunk** · 05-31-2012, 02:59 PM

you pay the baggage ok?

**Need2Know** · 05-31-2012, 03:18 PM

Am I missing something? I didn't laugh at the OP, a bit of truth in those little thought bubbles.

**Mike-The-Knife** · 05-31-2012, 03:33 PM

I'll ave what he's having ! My calander says it's Thursday

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HOLD MY BEER AND WATCH THIS !

**Pokey1** · 05-31-2012, 03:35 PM

LMAO Thanks Skunk!

**Bowman1911** · 05-31-2012, 06:37 PM

In the middle of a double shift so somebody please have a dozen drinks for me please!!!

**uyotg** · 05-31-2012, 06:41 PM

Originally Posted by idahoskunk

i don't know what time zone you are on, but here it's friday night!
i'm drinking and i will do you a favor por for four, i'll pay the charge to have the battery in your watch replaced so you can drink with us, plus throw in a free t-shirt after you post the receipt!

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I wish I had your attitude, man. The only Thursday night here that will be anything like a Friday is the day before Blade.

Not that I can't have a drink if it isn't Friday, so I'll pour one for you too.