Hmm.... Well, to be quite honest, my memory is a sieve...with a big MONSTER hole in it. That is is actually a BLACK HOLE...of doom. (Huh?) But! I will do my best to try and satisfy a request I have never quite heard anyone ask me before.
Unfortunately, my life ain't all happy and smiles, Kodiak, so be prepared for some plot twists that may not be very healthy sounding. They weren't. Don't worry mods, I'll keep this appropriate and civil, no disrespect, nothing illegal to the forum, this place is my home, and I refuse to desecrate my home with things that don't belong in such a nice place as this.
It'll take some time, dude, but, I'll get this whole life story out to ya soon enough, if that's what you want.