Beckerhead Mon/Wed Alternate-side Snarking

**1066vik** · 09-12-2012, 11:21 PM

then you need to get your folks involved.

**mrn8** · 09-12-2012, 11:29 PM

Originally Posted by oXide

As far as I was aware, there was no rule about knives outside of the school (youth group is completely separate from the school).

Take it from someone who's been there, they are never separate. Run, don't look back, and find some place that actually cares about people more than rules.

**oXide** · 09-12-2012, 11:52 PM

Originally Posted by mrn8

Take it from someone who's been there, they are never separate. Run, don't look back, and find some place that actually cares about people more than rules.

So are there any other BHs that need some manual labor in exchange for a place to live, running water and food?

(just in case anyone misses the joke in that, I'm not really asking... yet)

**daizee** · 09-13-2012, 12:23 AM

Originally Posted by oXide

As far as I was aware, there was no rule about knives outside of the school (youth group is completely separate from the school).

Still no excuse for a freak-out.
I carried a SAK from age 6. Go tell your 'rents you want your damn multitool back.
Then quit and find something worthwhile to do with sane adults.

"I'm huge. I could crush your empty head between my bare hands, and you freak out over a stupid pocket knife? You're fired."

**Skystorm** · 09-13-2012, 12:52 AM

Originally Posted by oXide

So are there any other BHs that need some manual labor in exchange for a place to live, running water and food?

(just in case anyone misses the joke in that, I'm not really asking... yet)

Are you kidding? A 17 y/o' eats like a starving pack of wolves.

Originally Posted by daizee

Still no excuse for a freak-out.
I carried a SAK from age 6. Go tell your 'rents you want your damn multitool back.
Then quit and find something worthwhile to do with sane adults.

"I'm huge. I could crush your empty head between my bare hands, and you freak out over a stupid pocket knife? You're fired."

See everyone else is much more polite and eloquent than I could ever be. I'm more of a few choice 3 to 5 letter words and a good solid kick to the knee kind of person.

**Bladite** · 09-13-2012, 12:58 AM

and sometimes you just gotta pull over and smell the mooses

nice beer

what monkey?

**RogueBowie** · 09-13-2012, 01:36 AM

What a surprise, some Patriots fan defaced something to show how into themselves they are...

**oXide** · 09-13-2012, 01:38 AM

Originally Posted by Skystorm

Are you kidding? A 17 y/o' eats like a starving pack of wolves.

No, an athletic 17 y/o with a normal metabolism eats like a starving pack of wolves; I eat more like the 219 BHs before me combined, which I assume eat and drink like 8 starving packs of wolves. But I'm also a much harder worker (when I get around to actually working) than other 17 y/o's.

Originally Posted by Skystorm

Originally Posted by daizee

Still no excuse for a freak-out.
I carried a SAK from age 6. Go tell your 'rents you want your damn multitool back.
Then quit and find something worthwhile to do with sane adults.

"I'm huge. I could crush your empty head between my bare hands, and you freak out over a stupid pocket knife? You're fired."

Originally Posted by oXide

Parents were notified before we left the church grounds, they happen to be catechists for the CCD program there so it was an on site notice just about, and even my mother (who doesn't even like knives in the least) said she over reacted, bottom line: parents on my side (weird). My SAK was very promptly returned at the end of youth group.

See everyone else is much more polite and eloquent than I could ever be. I'm more of a few choice 3 to 5 letter words and a good solid kick to the knee kind of person.

I don't need polite and eloquent, 3 to 5 letter words work for me as long as they are spelled and pronounced properly. I'm also good at learning to work with dead things, particularly skin.

**The Warrior** · 09-13-2012, 06:11 AM

Bladite, that looks like Bennington, Vermont.

**daizee** · 09-13-2012, 07:02 AM

getting ready to fight or getting ready to mate?
It's hard to say with these critters...

**Psyop** · 09-13-2012, 07:53 AM

Originally Posted by daizee

getting ready to fight or getting ready to mate?
It's hard to say with these critters...

Isnt that sort of the same thing for them?

**DerekH** · 09-13-2012, 08:01 AM

Originally Posted by daizee

getting ready to fight or getting ready to mate?
It's hard to say with these critters...

They could be having a small church service...

(hehehehehe)

**ThePointyEnd** · 09-13-2012, 08:29 AM

Originally Posted by DerekH

They could be having a small church service...

(hehehehehe)

or, they could be the other kind of mantis!

dum dum daaah.

**Murphnuge** · 09-13-2012, 08:43 AM

Originally Posted by ThePointyEnd

or, they could be the other kind of mantis!

dum dum daaah.

Zorak!

**DerekH** · 09-13-2012, 08:51 AM

Damn Z, you just got Space Ghosted!

**ThePointyEnd** · 09-13-2012, 08:54 AM

I guess I had that comin'

**timberweasel** · 09-13-2012, 09:13 AM

Originally Posted by daizee

getting ready to fight or getting ready to mate?
It's hard to say with these critters...

Maybe they just showed up to sell you some knives made from a rare cache of Awesome-X steel recovered from a top-secret meteorite that was recently discovered. This steel has been used only by 'high-speed-low-drag' tactical operators (such as James Bond, Christopher Lambert and Rambo) for years...

**Bladite** · 09-13-2012, 09:23 AM

Originally Posted by RogueBowie

What a surprise, some Patriots fan defaced something to show how into themselves they are...

nope. that's the company's "whiteboard". message changes frequently.

**daizee** · 09-13-2012, 09:27 AM

Originally Posted by timberweasel

Maybe they just showed up to sell you some knives made from a rare cache of Awesome-X steel recovered from a top-secret meteorite that was recently discovered. This steel has been used only by 'high-speed-low-drag' tactical operators (such as James Bond, Christopher Lambert and Rambo) for years...

Christopher Lambert is SO High Drag.