Beckerhead Jobs

**Murphnuge** · 09-05-2012, 08:04 PM

I was a highwayman...

**Hawk590** · 09-05-2012, 09:13 PM

Well, I am a mechanical engineer working as a nuclear/chemical engineer. I get to do science experiments everyday!

**FAL'ER** · 09-05-2012, 09:55 PM

Originally Posted by Murphnuge

I was a highwayman...

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

**FAL'ER** · 09-05-2012, 10:00 PM

Originally Posted by wasatchdan

You mind if I steal that line to put in a novel, OF? That is too funny.

Yeah bro, that's just some crazy crap I say to folks to deflect the question of what I get paid to do.

**Murphnuge** · 09-06-2012, 08:06 AM

Originally Posted by OREGON FAL'ER

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

Shotgun and a BK9.

**TMHunt** · 09-06-2012, 09:28 AM

Murph is just asshamed of his REAL job. He's the third from the right.

**Murphnuge** · 09-06-2012, 09:31 AM

But not ashamed of that facial hair, majestic.

**K9-Handler** · 09-06-2012, 09:48 AM

Originally Posted by OREGON FAL'ER

Along the coachroads did you ride? Possibly with a sword and pistol by your side?

Naw. It just means he drives a truck like ac700Wildcat !

**Murphnuge** · 09-06-2012, 10:09 AM

Honestly, I'm a factory drone on an engine block line for Cummins Diesel Engine Co. I don't do much for them so I make up my own professions some times.

**bladescout26** · 09-06-2012, 10:25 AM

Originally Posted by TMHunt

Murph is just asshamed of his REAL job. He's the third from the right.

I just want to know what it means to be ASSHAMED?

**TMHunt** · 09-06-2012, 10:37 AM

i was wondering who was gonna catch that

**K9-Handler** · 09-06-2012, 10:46 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Airyca

The 1/4 cube:

But that's aboard a cruise ship, right?

**Captain Airyca** · 09-06-2012, 11:30 AM

Originally Posted by K9-Handler

But that's aboard a cruise ship, right?

Lol I wish! I've never been on a cruise!

**K9-Handler** · 09-06-2012, 11:49 AM

Originally Posted by Captain Airyca

Lol I wish! I've never been on a cruise!

I've been on one -- NYC to Bermuda. Great if you like to be a sardine.
Hit a tropical storm on the way back. Thirty-foot seas crashing over the whole boat. Water sloshing out of the toilet bowl onto the floor of the stateroom. Passengers reporting to Sick Bay with lacerations and fractures. Barf bags lining all the railings of every hallway.
Oh, what fun! Can't wait to do it again! (not...)

**oscar4883** · 09-06-2012, 07:27 PM

Full-time Corrections Officer. In my "down time", I work for myself doing commercial tree work. Climbing, stump grinding, you name it.

**nickortizzle1035** · 09-06-2012, 07:51 PM

i work retail at a major sporting goods retailer and i'm trying to find work as a EMT

**Captain Airyca** · 09-06-2012, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by K9-Handler

I've been on one -- NYC to Bermuda. Great if you like to be a sardine.
Hit a tropical storm on the way back. Thirty-foot seas crashing over the whole boat. Water sloshing out of the toilet bowl onto the floor of the stateroom. Passengers reporting to Sick Bay with lacerations and fractures. Barf bags lining all the railings of every hallway.
Oh, what fun! Can't wait to do it again! (not...)

LOL. I've sold a couple three million dollars worth of cruises now.... and I still don't really want to go on one THAT bad. I mean I want my free one, but thats just cause.... I like free stuff.