In a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win?

[dramos1]

I have this fight ending in a draw between these three; Washington, Jackson and TR, all three mortally wounding each other, each of them bleeding out, knives still held firmly in their dead hands.

I must agree with this lol

[EagleScouter]

Roosevelt also survived an assassination attempt in Milwaukee in 1912. He was shot with a .38 caliber revolver and read the rest of his speech with the bullet lodged in him. He never had the bullet removed. True badass.

[ttoney83]

With Abe standing over them all, un hurt, and at the ready.

Moose

Abe was definitely a badass, but I'm not so sure he had ever killed a man in a to the death fight. I got him making top 5, but Warrior badass beats regular badass in this one IMO.

[K9-Handler]

Also Grant he is badass, got against his generals to fight in the mexican-american war. Was a cavalaryman and good with swords

But drunk all the time. Wait until he passed out then slit his throat...

[pcporter827]

abe, with the machax, in the........

[Murphnuge]

Funny as hell and it wasn't slanted either way, refreshing!

[axesbold]

Nixon. He'd secretly bomb them. G Gordon Liddy would be involved somehow.

[Awesom-o-4000]

George Washington in a landslide and here is why

[RobCamlin]

There's some serious underestimating going on in this thread. Andrew Jackson is a hard ass man.

[C_Tanner]

I don't know....but I hope the winner is using a BK9 and fighting Obama.

[yoko]

That is the best post I've ever seen on this site!

[nickortizzle1035]

I think Ike would hold his own.

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[paperairplane]

Washington was a big dude, equal reach to Lincoln and more weight. Plus he was a sword fighter. Roosevelt was tough, but Rudy never starts, regardless of heart. Jackson was a tough dude.

I think the sleeper might be LBJ.

[Silverthorn]

I had forgotten about how nasty Jackson was, I gotta say it would end up down to Washington and Jackson, Teddy was a tough sob, so maybe I would give him the dark horse.

[pcporter827]

I don't know....but I hope the winner is using a BK9 and fighting Obama.

this just made my day that much better!

[Arkanian]

I have a feeling Richard Nixon and George W. Bush would have been mean with a BK5.
Abraham Lincoln with a Patrol Machete = Ridonkulous Reach.

[TwinStick]

Abraham Lincoln with a Patrol Machete = Ridonkulous Reach.

True dat ! LOL

While never a President, my vote goes for Chuck Norris. He would have won, if he ran, with just his stare, his opponents would have dropped out. Chuck Norris with 2 Patrol Machetes = the flying chopper ! LOL

C_Tanner---- awesome, made my day too. Be better if he was fighting him & his opponent.

[DerekH]

Sorry all but I am going with Moose on this, Lincoln takes em all out.

[bladescout26]

I hear Kennedy was amazing with a knife....he just brought a knife to a gun fight...

too soon?

[dramos1]

I hear Kennedy was amazing with a knife....he just brought a knife to a gun fight...

too soon?

...lol wow