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Vibrating Pigs

Cougar Allen

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From this week's News of the Weird

A Dutch livestock-breeding-device manufacturer recently began selling a $27 vibrator that supposedly relaxes sows during artificial insemination to increase the chances of fertilization. Said the sales manager at the company Schippers Bladel BV, "Once the vibrator is inserted, the pig's ears will go up and she will stand ready to be serviced."

The company also makes a remote-controlled plastic pig whose movements, mating sounds and scents supposedly encourage the sow to be serviced.

News of the Weird does not feature illustrations, but maybe we can find a few pix to go with the story elsewhere on the net....
 
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The mere sight of that could make a man want to push a vacuum cleaner ... out of the way.
 
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