A new way to get hurt...

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scott475

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I was trying to take a guy into custody the other day, and a struggle broke out. I landed on my right hip, where I carry mey Commander, and now I have a Commander shaped bruise there!

This got me thinking. That bruise kind of hurts. I think Emerson should make his knives wiht thick neoprene handles to avert such further tragedies. Also, he should fit all of his knives with rubber blades, again to avert any potential injury or liability on his part.

First those pesky pivot pins, now this. Won't EKI EVER get it right?
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-Scott
Usual Suspect
 
Well, I would, but see the whe white background on your monitor right now? That is just a few shades darker than my skin, so flashes and even natural light tend to reflect terribly off my body, especially THOSE places, creating nothing but bright light in developed pics. I am a perfect excuse for full coverage clothing.

Trust me, I am doing you all a really big favor!

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-Scott
Usual Suspect
 
Scott,

While the bruise is still present, get it inked.
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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.

Offer me solutions, offer me alternatives and I decline. It's the end of the world as we know it...and I feel fine. ~Stipe
 
Ooooo.. inking a bruise... that'll bleed like a stuck pig...

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Of course, that's just MY opinion - I could be wrong. - Dennis Miller
 
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