Beam Me Up Bill

Kendo

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Uncle Bill why don't you see if Bura or Kumar can whip up a teleportation machine so we don't have to wait. I can send you a wooden model.


YOU KNOW IT WONT BE LONG BEFORE ITS AN EVERY DAY REALITY.
i read in the readers digest of a scientist in switzerland, who has successfully dematerielized a fish in a small fish bowl, from one base to another 1metre away.
the mind boggles.
it doesant realy surprise me though,if you look at any object living,or inanimate,under an electron microscope, at the highest magnification you see everthing is far from solid we are made of millions of whirling atoms,held together by some marvelous force,
all that you have to do is momenterily interuppt that force,send them where you want them, then that force will reinstate them.
SIMPLY PUT, HARDER TO PUT INTO PRACTICE. he has managed one metre,lets see how long before its unlimited.
but one day in the near future we will i am confident be beaming into hi to collect those khuks.
but as in the article imagine the consequences, as well as the good,rapists,murderers,armed assualt, all made easier to.
unwanted guests beaming in,.
oh well i suppose they will come up with an answer for that to,
probably like a lockout code,for privacy.:eek: :)
cant wait what a wonderfull time in history we live in.:D :D :D
 
Hi Kendo,
if the teleportation lanes get too busy it could dodgy though. Get your signals mixed and end up with Aunty Mabels 44d chest, or worse still get mixed with a politicians particles and end up a congenital lier.
Certainly be great for ordering though, "next second delivery guaranteed!"


Jeff.
 
Nooo..."next second delivery guaranteed!" =instant poverty guaranteed :D Lets see, who needs two kidneys anyways :rolleyes:
 
I don't know about fish, but individual particles, transported over a few kilometers (I think) have definitely been done. Still, this is a far cry from getting all the particles in even a small living thing transported, then reassembled in the correct order.
 
This is just what we need--the kamis would try to "improve" the teleporter and you'd get all sorts of strange blade hybrids coming through!:D
 
Originally posted by Raindog
Hi Kendo,
if the teleportation lanes get too busy it could dodgy though. Get your signals mixed and end up with Aunty Mabels 44d chest,Jeff.

My Aunt Mabel's chest was bigger and longer than that!!!!:D

There's a lot more, but it's too bad for a family oriented forum.:eek: :rolleyes: :o :footinmou :p
 
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