Here are some gems.
1) I love firestraws. Quick catalyst. Good burn. Easy to make and store.
2) Prepare your campsite for rain even if the sky is clear.
3) Slow down and think, even if you're tired and in a hurry. You'll avoid rework and possible injury.
4) Marksmanship is critical when the bear charges. You'll need to take down your hiking companion even if s/he's already started running.
5) If you can stand the gas emissions, eat a tiny bit of powdered sulfur. Bugs will leave you alone. But so will your wife/girlfriend.
6) Take care of your feet on long hikes. Pack moleskin and duct tape. And spare socks.
7) Use a check list. Put using a check list on your check list.
8) Always have some instant coffee and/or tea bags in your pack. Nothing soothes jangled nerves or a tired body like a nice cup of joe or tea.
9) If you're hiking with kids, you better have snacks and plenty to drink. Mark my words.
10) Hiking poles are great when you're packing weight. You get an arm workout and you reduce a ton of stress on your knees.
Those are ten nuggets off the top of my head. Number four is only semi-serious.
