EMERSON "SEX BOMB"

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HaHa...I meant the Emerson Commander.
I got the 2000 version, I used to have a Commander, but I gave it away to a friend of mine, then I was collecting other knives, and looked upon Emerson knives as users, not collectors, now I have changed the way I view them, and I am starting to collect them as well.
Currently I have:
Specwar Tanto 2000
CQC 7 Tanto(Benchmade version)
Commander 2000
Sark 2000
La Griffe

with plenty more to come, including:
Mach-1
CQC 7 Tanto(Emerson version)

on order:
SOCFK Tanto

all of which are, and will be Black Titanium Coated, half serrated versions, with mirror polished screws and clips(done by myself)

but... WOW~! even though I had a Commander before, I am still amazed by its looks, it is really sexy...with all its huge curves...
no wonder it has such a huge following...

you guys better be careful when declaring yourself as an EMERSON collector in case some stupid government member reckons that Emerson Knives are becoming a cult icon, and classes Emerson Knife Inc
as a cult group, making it an illegal organization. That would sadden me very much..REALLY..it would

EMERSON KNIVES ARE ADDICTIVE....
ONCE YOU START...THE HABIT'S HARD TO KICK...

better start a Emerson re-habitation centre for those hardcore emerson collectors...like John Hollister...with the confiscated stuff sent to me...
anyone interested in working out a re-hab centre for emersonites?

I can provide a store to keep all the "contraband"

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[This message has been edited by linjunpei (edited 02-03-2001).]

[This message has been edited by linjunpei (edited 02-03-2001).]
 
I have a little room left in my safe if anyone wants to send thier knives to sunny Florida on vacation.
 
nehz... John, its too tiring for you to keep track of all those "contraband"... leave that hard work to me...

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[HOLDING HAND UP] STOP!

Please, no "Cult" references.

"Usual Suspects" don't drink the Grape Kool-Aid, we make others do it.
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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.
 
Don, sorry for the insensitive usage of words.
That phrase has been deleted by me.


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Oh Dude, I'm so sorry, I know you were kidding and I was too! I thought it was rather funny and was adding to it in a sarcastic way, I'm sorry for the miscommunication.

I think the various "knife sects" are about the most funny thing at BladeForums!


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"You are no more armed because you are wearing a pistol than you are a musician because you own a guitar." ~Jeff Cooper
And the same goes for a knife...
And, I'm a Usual Suspect.
 
HAHA.. I see...I seriously thought that I had made a stupid statement...
well...in view of what you just said...
ITS BACK~!

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Hey everyone,what's with the confiscation crap,just send any unwanted Emersons to chilly Taxachusetts where everything that's fun is considered a public safety issue
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JimBob
 
Yep - JimBob and I will take good care of 'em all for ya. Besides, we could get a tax write off that way (charitable services, ya know).
 
awww common you guys don't want the trouble of having to take care of those stuff do you??
let me handle that...
GRR~!!! cut the crap~!! just hand me the knives...
hahah
just kiddin
 
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