Fist retention in a knife fight?

[Danbo]

I have a fear that somebody might take away my giant folding pocket kukri and cut off my fist during one of my many knife fights I get into(being a noted and highly decorated Mall Ninja).

Sorry, couldn't resist.

 

[Ookpik]

I wouldn’t worry about it too much. It’ll grow back if you don’t pick the scab. Of course if it doesn’t grow back, then you’ll be stumped.

 

[Ookpik]

I would worry more about ‘life retention’.

 

[dsvirsky]

Yes, but at least then you'll know the answer to the question: what is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

[Ookpik]

Or what it's like to have one hand with the clap.