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Wanted: Professional Hermit for Cave-Dwelling Duty
Thu Aug 8,10:18 AM ET

LONDON (Reuters) - More than 200 years after they went out of fashion in Britain, professional hermits are back in the job market.

A newspaper advertisement seeking a resident hermit for the stately Shugborough Home in Staffordshire, central England, has prompted a flood of replies from men eager to ditch stressed-out modern life for a spot of peaceful cave-dwelling. "There have been a few hermits in Britain since their heyday but they've usually just been recluses and loners. This is the first time the job of a resident hermit has been advertised in more than 250 years," organizer Corinne Caddy told the Daily Express.

"(We) have been stunned by the number of applications we have received. It seems there are lots of people out there who just want to be a professional hermit," she said.

The successful applicant will be expected to live in a cave on the grounds of the estate and abandon human contact, except for scaring visitors -- and will probably have to give up shaving and bathing as well.

Artist Anna Douglas, who came up with the idea to highlight National Heritage Week, told the paper that it had been very fashionable in the 18th century to have a hermit living in a remote corner of an estate.

Hermits were always men and were paid handsomely in return for being tied to a five-year contract.

"We are keen to see whether we can recreate this fashion and whether people are equally eager to escape from the pressures of everyday life as they were in the 18th century," Douglas said.

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The successful applicant will be expected to live in a cave on the grounds of the estate and abandon human contact, except for scaring visitors -- and will probably have to give up shaving and bathing as well.

ROTFLMAO:D He's already doing it might as well get paid right Pen.?
 
Just imagine what he'd do with extra payment...

We'd never get in on the good Khuk deals around here. :D :eek: ;)
 
Do they pay travel expenses from US to Britain? I'd fill in for a few years, might add some punch to the role to have a Yank hermit over there.

Keith
En Ferro Veritas
 
it says they paid them handsomely...

that could mean a bath and a shave :D ;)
 
Listen you jealous people(can't use the term I would like cause this is a family forum,Rus can use his vivid imaginaation):D I have recieved a $$$$$$$$ incentive to leave you unapprecitive rejects(you people who pick on old ,hobbling "innocent" elderly Researchers)!:rolleyes: Munk,Fer,Semper & Pappy"FORGET IT"!! I AIN'T GOING!!I flew over to ck it out(figured they would be furtile ground for K's they order,never get them,I do(worked a deal with their customs!hee)Anyway, the Cave was dinky & wet,not damp ,WET!! Then it dawned on me,this was a setup $ wasn't there "PEN"& others set me up to get ALL the new K's!! Forget that!!Uncle, keep my private line open!!
jim(Saint):cool:
 
Hermit? Oooh! Oooh! Pick me! Pick me! (Oops, my wife just looked over my shoulder as I was typing this)
 
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Tsimi: Silly commoners. Again you amuse yourselves with my dwelling. Will you never understand the true meaning of research? One must have undisturbed solitude in order to conduct research! One must be pure of heart. One must stay focused to gain insight and knowledge. One must acquire Khukuris!!!

Woman: Hey Girls, look at all those adorable, cuddly, little flying bats. This cave is going to be just s-o-o-o much fun!

Tsimi: Yes ladies, the 'lads are quite charming aren't they (...I'm hosting the Swedish Bikini Team while they're competeing in the Summer Invitationals. Just doing my part for International relations -you understand).

Woman: Ohhhh T-s-i-m-i... you DID promise we could polish your 'Durba' after our swim, REMEMBER?

Tsimi: Well, if you will excuse me now, duty calls ;) -and don't forget to send your Khukuris and monetary gifts to the Tsimi L. Clifton Research Foundation.
 
Paxton,
You have "no idea" how close to reality you are!!:D
jim(Saint,but my halo just slipped a bit last night,while helping explain diff, K's in the Cave to a very inquesitive young lady)Ahh!
the things I do,the sacrifices I make, promoting HI K's!!
jim
 
Tsimi didn't go over to interview for the hermit job - he went because he heard NHS was cheaper than Florida hospitals....'course, they did his elbow instead of his knee (told him he didn't know anatomy) and charged him £6,000 for two nights in the cave (recovery room). His halo didn't slip - he had to pull it down to use as a knee brace.
 
Maui,
FORGET IT!! You are married,marrage has "ruined" whatever you might have had!! It's all downhill for you now!!:D
jim(Saint)
 
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