Okay, okay. This is off task, but I just made a mess here at my desk, so I feel I have to share.
I'm sipping coffee and scanning down the list of threads really fast, just to see if anything jumps out at me as interesting. I get to this one, and, in my haste, misread it as:
"How much wiener hangs over your waistline?"
Coffee promptly shoots out my nose and all over my desk (and keyboard), much to the amusement of my coworkers.
I guess I'm dyslexic or something in addition to being easily amused.
Mike
PS Its also early on a Monday morning, so fatigue is a factor as well.
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The conclusive proof of my reasoning is the fact that I shall cut anyone who argues further into dogmeat.
-Sir Geoffrey De Tourneville