i found out somethin' good about my brain damage!

Vampire Gerbil

Vampire Gerbil

Gone, but not forgotten. RIP Dave
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Good eVENING. IT IS I, THE FORMERLY WHOLE BRAINED VAMPIRE GERBIL!!!
man, if i knew i was ever gonna seriously title a thrread like this one i woulda took some .45acp painkillers a long time back.
anyhooo, as lots of ya's know, i had me a stroke in 11/04 and tthe right side of my brain's alll f'd up. the amount of suppport sent from here was amazing and i'll never forget it, no matter how messed up this chunk of meat in my skull is.
so i just finished watching THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY movie thingie and many of its explanations make perfect sense to this wrecked mind. in fact, several timesi had acid-like "revelations. heh heh.. i kinda remember what tose were. i wa a victim of coming of age in the 70's, so don't judge me, or I'll order one of my attack zombie kittens to rape ya. (it ain't the fun kinda kitten rape either... these two have no sense of claw control!! my back looks like a scarification ritual on crack or something to tat effecct. man, i hate hitting double keys!!! frikkin brain!!!
basically, i found out the answer to searching for the meaning of life.
it ain't gonna get answered to ya, so just try and keep yerself busy.
:mad: (that was gonna be a smile but my attack kitten just engaged clawlock)
last week i called my doc's office and asked for a scrip for LSDso's i can see reality like everyone else.
some lady named wendy left a message asking me to call her. i wonder if they called it in to the pharmacy?
ok, done now.... had a rare moment of my former self and thought i'd have it check in
just saying "no" over and over again, slipping in a sneaky "ok"every so often, i remain,
addled, VAMPIRE GERBIL
 
geeze, NV, now ya ruined it for everyone!!
ok, not really.... what's the question? bob dylan songs don't count.
)
 
Hang in there, Vampire. Brain damage is a @*&#^$%^!*@&#(#!!! but it can, and even does, heal! We're rootin' for ya.

Trout
 
I don't think of you as the formerly whole brained. I think of you as the differently brained ... the special brained ... the brainially challenged ... the once and future normal ...
 
The answer is not 42. 42 is code for the real answer, slipped in to distract you from the true meaning. The more people who wisely confirm 42 for each other, the less likely you all are to access The POWER.

... yaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ...​
 
Damn it's good to see you posting your wild verbage again! We're all getting old and with it come health issues which are most definitely better than the alternative. Easter this year for me was a cardiac event :( I'm doing okay and from the sound of your post you are too which is great news :)

All the best!

-=[Bob]=-
Never to be forgotten: James Mattis, Walt "Doc" Welch, Rob Simonich
 
Dave,

Quit your darn whining...I'm older than you (I think), and I messed up most of MY brain with all the drugs I took back in the late 60's, early '70's.:D.:D.

Flashbacks from the LSD?...Aside from watching the ceiling move sometimes like an ocean wave when I'm lying in bed, I haven't had much of a problem with that yet.:D.

Have I mentioned that it's GREAT to see your postings here again?.:thumbup:.:thumbup:.
 
VG, you have to know how much the people around here care about you. As much as we'd like to see you feeling better and happy, we know we can't give you back all that you've lost or make you whole again. Still, you're better off now than you were even a few months ago.
You're back here and posting :thumbup:
You're back in touch with the group. :thumbup:
You know where you can go if you need help. :thumbup:
As a group we can help make life a little easier for you. :thumbup:

That's a lot.
 
glockman99 said:
Dave,

Quit your darn whining...I'm older than you (I think), and I messed up most of MY brain with all the drugs I took back in the late 60's, early '70's.:D.:D.

Flashbacks from the LSD?...Aside from watching the ceiling move sometimes like an ocean wave when I'm lying in bed, I haven't had much of a problem with that yet.:D.

Have I mentioned that it's GREAT to see your postings here again?.:thumbup:.:thumbup:.
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I feel cheated. I've been waiting 38 years for a flashback and have never had one yet.
 
geeze, where do i start?
oh yeah... socks... toes still go in first right?
be right back.
currently visually disturbing,
i remain,
me, vg
 
Speaking of visual disturbances, next time Totally Judy visits with her camera why don't you pose for some hot pictures we can put up at www.amihotornot.com ? Then all us bastids can vote for you! Not just the same old barbershop photos -- do some hot poses! You can wear socks....
 
Let's see, Danbo + Vegas, will Judy somehow fit into this equation, the question that begs to be answered is, with the three of you in such close proximity to each other is a Menage a gerbil possible? :D ;)
 
T. Erdelyi said:
Let's see, Danbo + Vegas, will Judy somehow fit into this equation, the question that begs to be answered is, with the three of you in such close proximity to each other is a Menage a gerbil possible? :D ;)
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The image of that will haunt me for many years!

:barf: :barf:
 
Hey VG!

Glad to see you back! It's been awhile for me too. Long story, and if you ever show up to chat, I'll trade gimp stories with you. ;)

Pam
 
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