I just got in two more Emersons......whats up with these boxes?

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Crushed crushed and more crushed?! Does EKI sell crushed boxes on purpose!~


flopping bandit

 
Part of their recycling plan
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Brigadier
Beretta 92 FS nut and Aspiring Usual Suspect
"And for this cause God shall send them stong delusion,that they should believe a lie;" 2 Thessalonians 2:11
"And have no fellowship with the unfruitful works of darkness, but rather reprove[expose] them." Ephesians 5:11
 
Here we go again TROLL ALERT *** TROLL ALERT *** TROLL ALERT*** !!!!!!!!!!!

Caution, warning, alert, notice: Complaints about boxes, EKI boxes, will result in an uprising of the loyal to challenge the veracity, truthfulness, completeness, seriousness, manliness, Godliness, patriatism, loyalty of the complainer. It will likely get you labeled a wining, exaggerating, pissypants, picky, perschnickety, TROLL. It hasn't happened to me as I sort of learned from the mistakes of those before me.

Besides, the quality and condition of the boxes is part of the aura and mistique of Emerson and the toughness of the overall ambiance.

Deal with it!
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Nimrod,

The Troll response to YOUR Post would be something like this;

"Are you aware that you spelled 'patriotism' and 'mystique' incorrectly? I believe this goes to the heart of the matter, you obviously have difficulty with the English Language and failed grammar and are therefore more stupid and don't understand what I am trying to say..."

Can I get a big ole' EYEROLL?
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Don, I may be ignant and not know what you said, or even what I said but i do know this: if you go to college long enough ... you can be edumacated beyond your intelligence; and I am proof! So there!
 
Being the new guy (and also being scared of Don) I obviously hate like heck to be the odd one out, however my one and only Emerson box is pretty near perfect and it's travelled all the way over here to the UK! Jeez, I kind of feel cheated now... I wonder if I can send the box back to Emerson and have them crush it?
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GuyInBlack, if your Emerson box isn't crushed, then it's safe to assume that it's counterfeit.
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Bandit, the crushed boxes are quite typical. There ARE rarer varieties such as mangled, tattered, shredded, and demolished,... ...although demolished is only currently available through the custom shop and the wait for it is upwards of 9 months.
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Eric - Usual Suspect
"The best toys are the ones that you can put an eye out with."
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Just so everyone is aware . . . the EKI "Crushed" boxes are a feature. And much sought after I'm told.

To the best of my knowledge, the only model to come with crushed boxes as a standard feature was the SOCFK.

I believe this is an option now from the EKI "Custom/Production" Shop. (While there is a wait, it's well worth it)

It should be noted that Eric has reported recieving two other knives with crushed boxes, however I believe these may have been crushed on the secondary market, not by EKI.

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Wait, when I got 2 socfks my boxes were fine.

spear point # 28 and tanto # 94.

Do you think that the knives were fakes, or just the boxes? Should I send them to emerson for verification, or should I send them to a usual suspect to test them for me?
 
Memnoch,
I fear you have received counterfit Emersons. As the Treasury Department Branch of the Usual Suspects of America, (What did you THINK USA stood for?) I am the proper person to turn these look-a-likes over to. Failure to do so would result in the gradual undermining of confidence in EKI products, and eventually, to the collapse of the entire global economy.
Do the right thing Son. Send the knives.


Nimrod,
You are such a...
well...
uhm...
well...
NIMROD!
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Tráceme no sin la razón, envoltura mi no sin honor
Usual Suspect
MOLON LABE!
 
Memnoch,

Those r my SOFCKs'. Yes the boxes r crushed. Look at the lines on the sides. LOL.

Liong

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Follow The Path of Fantasies.
 
There must be something strange going on here (as if no-one hasn't said that before on here).

With all the Emersons I own, I have only 1 crushed box, all the others are near perfect . . . . or at least they were till I tore them open to get at the knife inside !

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ken Cook:
Memnoch,


Nimrod,
You are such a...
well...
uhm...
well...
NIMROD!
~shrug~
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"Now Cush became the father of Nimrod; he became a mighty hunter on the earth. He was a mighty hunter before the Lord; therefore it is said, 'Like Nimrod, a mighty hunter before the Lord.' " Genesis 10:8-10 NAS

 
My SOCFK box came in mint condition! Must send to EKI warranty dept for proper crushing.

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Jesse
"Usual Suspect" and HK Freak.
 
What a month! Received several Emersons in pristine boxes. Disgusted, I sent them back, with knives, to have the problem rectified. Just yesterday I received them all back in proper condition: boxes crushed (one was even shredded!), pivot pins loosened, liners cut down for sloppy locking, bushings removed to allow blade play, and scales removed and replaced with G-10 that overhangs the liners significantly. I am a happy man now!

Customer service was lousy. Talking to them, they flat out refused to do what I asked, 5 times, until I threatened to never buy another knife from them!

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-Scott Richter
Usual Suspect
Sarcastic? Who, me?
 
Classic thread!
-Paul (who sheepishly admits to reading this thread and promptly stomping on all his Emerson boxes)
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