If David Letterman...

Lawrence

Lawrence

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(Note: Countless hours of surveillance last week has taken its toll, heres what keeps me awake during those times):)

If David Letterman were a Balisong lover, this would be his Top Ten list.

TOP TEN LIST OF DANGEROUS BALISONG OPENINGS

#10 Single horizontal while telling your hunting buddies about your last big 'bag.'
#9 Double vertical while telling the counterperson at McDonalds to 'Supersize it.'
#8 Single vertical while watching the Brittney Spears 'Pepsi' commercial with your brother in law.
#7 Double horizontal while standing and introducing yourself at an A.A. meeting.
#6 Double horizontal while opening the envelope containing your payroll check at the bank.
#5 Double vertical while performing the curb side 'Sobriety walk' test.
#4 Single backhand during an I.R.S. audit.
#3 Single backhand while asking the postal employee,"What is this white powder."
#2 Double vertical aerial while eating Kentucky fried chicken.

And the #1 dangerous balisong opening...

Neck sheath draw into a Double backhand aerial while talking on the cell phone and driving!!

There it is folks!

Have a great weekend fellow Balisong lovers!!!
 
And now, a Public service message:

Driving while talking on a cell phone is not only dangerous, but it's also against the law in some areas.

Please, be responsible.......... don't talk on your cell phone while you drive and flip your Balisong.



:D >>>>>> LOL <<<<<<< :D
 
You forgot about "Just a little free-style flippin' to pass the time while standing in line at the airport security check point."
 
You guys kill me!:D

You also forgot about the hyper drops while simultaneously plunking terrorists off of Bin Ladins' training camp walls with a .50 caliber sniper rifle.
 
"NEXTEL" is discounting "In-State" long distance calls made while driving to those who have enough impulse control to NEVER use a Balisword in a sports car!!

-Headliner Inspection is Mandated- :(


"Hunters seek what they [WANT].., Seekers hunt what they [NEED]"
 
(stops lurking for three seconds)

How about horizontal aerials while taking a shower... during an earthquake... :D
 
Im pretty sure you guys covered the most dangerous moves to yourself, but to someone else I would have to vote for the y2k rollover to double flip to circumcision.
 
What about...

Careful double handed opening of your latest mint specimen, while trying to explain to your wife where the money for it came from...;) :rolleyes: :eek:

Very Dangerous!!



(Woo! Hoo! 500 posts!!):p
 
Originally posted by blade_420
Careful double handed opening of your latest mint specimen, while trying to explain to your wife where the money for it came from.
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Ahhhhhhhh, glad to see someone else with the same problem......
 
lol to you all! i laughed so hard i almost... well, never mind. i laughed hard, that's all you need to know ;)

one question though... who's david letterman?
 
doing a snap partial holding the bite handle, while furious because your wife/husband is cheating on you. uh.. and of course, an incredible sharp knife. razorsharp. ;)
 
I gotta 'nother...

Flipping 5 balis at once; one in your mouth, one in your left ear, one in your right ear, one in your left nostril, and one in your right nostril...
 
Originally posted by Ryan M
I gotta 'nother...

Flipping 5 balis at once; one in your mouth, one in your left ear, one in your right ear, one in your left nostril, and one in your right nostril...
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so, what do we really need those icky hands for? :p
milking a cow while flipping 5 balis?

all though, when i think of it... try to imagine what one would look like, when manipulating 5 balis with your head, lol!
 
one question though... who's david letterman?
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asks our friend from Norway.

During the weekdays, American TV begins early in the morning with mostly news. Then, mid-morning, it changes to game shows, quiz shows, that sort of thing. Around noon, we get a bit more news. Then, it plunges to the depths of soap operas and talk shows for the afternoon. Mid-afternoon as school lets out, we go to childrens shows, cartoons, etc., maybe an afternoon movie aimed at children. About 5pm, we head into more news. After that, we plunge to the depths of either "reality" TV, or situation comedies for a few hours. The evening movie or a "news magazine" show runs from about 8-10pm. Then, the late news comes on at 10:00. And, after the late news comes the only part of the TV day that I actually miss (I haven't had a TV for years), the late-night variety shows. Typically, these shows feature a blend of short comedy skits, short interviews with special guests, an interest item or two, and a bit of music. Each one has a host who runs the whole thing. The two most famous are Jay Lenno and David Letterman. One of Letterman's famous comedy bits is his "Top Ten List" which he reveals one item at a time taking time to jest about each one as he goes. And, while I have certainly enjoyed a few of Letterman's lists, I have to say that I was always a Lenno fan.
 
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