Im not as good as I thought !!!!!!!!!!!

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Its been a while since I posted but I thought some of you might enjoy my little story. I was at a local bar a few nights back and drank more than I had planned (as usual). A couple of college jock types showed up and started getting pretty loud and obnoxious. After a while they pushed their way through the crowd and up to the bar by where I was sitting. I stood up to go to the bathroom and bumped one of them, he didnt appreciate this at all. He got right in my face and said something I couldnt really hear but it wasnt nice. I was not in the mood so I shoved him out of my way and started toward the bathroom. This is when his buddy steped in and grabbed me by the shirt. This guy was a lot bigger than me, and I should have known better but like I said before I had been drinking so I threw a roundhouse right that caught him on the chin. He let go and and staggered back about a foot. Then out of nowhere the first guy tackles me and we end up on the floor between some bar stools. Im on the bottom so Im trying like hell to roll ths guy off me. Now his pissed off buddy that I hit shows up and steps on my face while his buddy is sitting on my chest. I was lucky we were between bar stools and he couldnt really kick me.After they got in a few solid punches, The bouncers finally showed up and pulled them off of me. The cops thought it was pretty funny that I had gotten beaten up because In my younger days (Im 30) I had been in alot of fights and they had dealt with me a few times before. Nobody pressed charges and we went on our way. I went to the bar with the intention of having one or two beers and came home with a black eye,a busted lip, and a torn shirt. I think Im done with fighting, Im getting to old for this sort of crap.

Randy:D :D :D
 
"...and came home with a black eye,a busted lip..."
Always a good excuse to lay in the bathtub with cucumber slices on your eyes and raw steak on your face :D
 
None of us is.

2-on-one is long odds, though, Randy. Either way, a taking-down every now and then is a good reminder of the above.

S.
 
My brother's brother in law got jumped in a crowded bar by a guy he didn't even know(while his back was turned). Then while the bouncer stood by and watched(turns out he was a friend of the guy), the guy stomped on his skull so hard the bartender testified that he heard his skull crack. Guy lost his hearing in right ear, went into a coma for a few days and barely survived. He still suffers from dizziness and who knows what mentally.

Turns out this guy had done this to many others, including one guy who is now in a vegatative state forever. The sentence he got for disabling a great, fun-loving, peaceful guy and ruining his dreams of becoming a 6th generation fire fighter? 3 months in jail.

Bars are dangerous places, go with friends who will protect you at all times, and go armed(but don't drink much!!). At least that's what I do when I go (about once a year). I wear my sog Pentagon Elite folder (11"OA)and my Taurus snub .38, ASP baton optional. I would honestly like to kill this SOB who did this, he WILL do it again, and I've heard a couple of his assualts where the guy refused to fight him, he started punching the guys wife to get him into it. Nice eh?:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
 
Sad part is if you shoot the guy (who deserves it) you'll probably spend the rest of your life in jail. The good guys pay. The bad guys don't. It's American justice.

Where's Dirty Harry when we need him?
 
Sad but true Uncle Bill:(

Yep Dirty Harry is exactly who we need--a .44mag hollow point in the family jewels would slow this P.O.S. down some:D
 
My Uncle,yrs. ago had his jaw broken in a bar,remember him sucking milkshakes!Told the guy "later"! A year later was in a bar,guess who he saw?? Tapped him on the shoulder ,said "remember me"!! Beat the crap out of the guy,my Uncle was 6'5"!What goes around, comes around!
When I worked the door, the little quiet guys were the ones that scared me!This jerk will pick on the wrong guy ,trust me!! Knew of one like him, picked on "the wrong guy",about 5'6",who cut the big guy open ,with thre Bowie he always carried! His Dad made it for him !
jim :cool:
 
This jerk will pick on the wrong guy ,trust me!!

I hope so. And I hope he gets disable to the point where he is mentally all there, but physically up the creek. So he can sit all day in his motorized chair and think of what he has done to others and their families.

Second best scenario, he gets his head blown off with a 12 gauge.
 
My days as a tough guy ended when I started kindergarten. I've been running and cowering ever since. :) I like to call it the art of stealth. :D
 
I made it through High School as "That crazy guy". I got into a few fights my 8th grade and Freshman year and pissed a bunch of guys off cause once you have the title of "the undefeated champion" everybody wants a piece.
To make a long story short I just closed my mouth and sat near the teacher the rest of my HS career.

Everyone thought, "He's got to be crazy cause he dosent say a dayum thing. BTW did you hear what he did to that kid Jimmy?":rolleyes: By the time my senior year rolled around it was approaching urban legend status. (edited for length of post)

What did I learn? It isnt dignified to be an idiot. Be a 'coward' when you can, and if you have to settle something MAKE SURE YOU WIN!

Oh yeah, Uncle is right "The fight that is never fought is the one you always win."
 
Maui, that guy needs to be setup, lured and ambushed. Wouldn't try it in his protected arena (the bar). Instead you determine where it will take place. Enlist the help of two others (at least one of which must be female). Make it clean, quiet and fast. Never let him see it coming. I hate belligerent bullies. Swear I'd help you if I was there.

(I'm sorry if this post offends someone. It's just the way I honestlty feel.)
 
..post may offend, billpaxton, I agree. The procedure (in addition to visegips) used in parts of the southwest is called the "Two by Four Lobotomy", or "The Golden Rule Reverse".
 
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