OT: Your Last Meal...

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Jebadiah_Smith

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A morbid hypothetical situation for a dreary winters day...

For whatever reason, you are about to be terminated. You can be executed in any manner that you want. You can also have any meal you want, as your final sustenance before moving on to wherever it is we move on to.

My questions:

What would you be executed for?

What meal would you ask for?

How would you like to be executed?


Be creative, and be macabre. Dont let morals influence your reason for being executed. Dont let pain influence your choice of execution. Have fun, and be strange. And dont take this too seriously!

I would be executed for headbutting someone to death. Anyone who deserves it, it doesnt really matter who. Like the gambler Canada Bill, who killed people with his inch thick skull.

My meal would be simple. Some buttered bread, grilled backstrap, redskin potatoes, and a glass of Vernors ginger ale.

My execution would also be simple. I would want to be tied to a tree in the middle of the woods and left to freeze to death. No need to bury me either, just leave me on the tree. A jebsicle.

How would you guys expire?
 
and I can't say or I'd be in trouble. However, I do know what Benaround might say if he were here:

Wolf Roast, of course.






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What would you be executed for?

- Liberally dispensing justice without a court order.

What meal would you ask for?

- I'll take the lanky blond gal in the tight bodice in the front row of the jury...

How would you like to be executed?

- On the 5th Tuesday of the month.
 
What would you be executed for?

-taking the law into my own hands

What meal would you ask for?

- It would have to be Prime rib, with garlic and cheese mashed taters, and several pints of Guinness, followed by a sweet red headed lady for dessert.

How would you like to be executed?

- Fast acting, painless poison, administered by the red head.
 
Jebadiah_Smith said:
What would you be executed for?
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Killing 50 jealous husbands in self defense.


Jebadiah_Smith said:
What meal would you ask for?
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A cold sockeye salmon salad made with canned sockeye salmon the way my mom done it.


Jebadiah_Smith said:
How would you like to be executed?
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By 50 beautiful nymphomaniacs doing what they do best of course.:rolleyes: :p
 
My vote goes for Yvsa. If you've got to go, you might as well go out with a bang. (Or many bangs, in this case.)
 
For polygamy. As for food and punishment, a good stock of provisions and a million acres of untrammeld country where I might die by my wits.
 
Executed for - terminal stupidity
last meal - steamed clams, lobster in black bean sauce, truffle scrambled eggs and ginger ale
how - painlessly on the 6th tuesday of the month
 
crime - exposing my breasts during my superbowl halftime show
last meal - chopped brisket sandwich with KC masterpiece, spicy cheese fries and a big dr pepper
Method - Im gonna take the Yvsa special...
 
Crime: Self Justic

Last Meal: Chimichnaga Tortillas

Method: I'd like to be punished by having to surf Teahupoo. That will kill me for sure, but it's gonna be one sick ride :)
 
Crime: Not mailing Dan his steel yet. Seems harsh I know but it had been to long on my part.

Food: A large Papa Johns Pizza made like they use to make it five or six years ago, both large and good. Feta, black olive, banna peppers, pepperoni. And here is the important part of the meal, one two liter of Diet Coke and one two Liter or Diet Pepsi. Ice cold.

Method: That is a tough one. I am somewhat afraid of needles (that's right I said it, big Mark has a bitter hate and mild fear of needles). I like the boinked to death method that so many has picked but after a large pizza and 4 liters of diet beverage that may not be a option. Maybe just have Kate Moss serve my last meal, maybe bring me the last two liter so I can enjoy the first part of my meal. That should be enough to kill me right there. Yeah I know she is supper skinny but I have always loved waifs and with her British accent she might be enough to give me stroke right then and there. :D :p
 
I'd like to think that if I am executed it will be for some honorable cause: patriotic service under the "wrong" banner, denfense of family, a lady's honour, etc.

I can think of no better last meal than fresh venison tenderloin grilled over hardwood coals, sourdough pan bread made on the fire, and some good, black coffee.

If I am being executed, I would rather go out on my feet with my eyes open. gladiator-style combat against man or beast would be fine. Even against impossible odds with no chance of escape, a man can die with honour if he has his boots on.
 
bismark77 said:
Even against impossible odds with no chance of escape, a man can die with honour if he has his boots on.
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Yup! But he can have a helluva lot more fun with his boots off.:rolleyes: :p
 
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