Out flat on my back...

Daniel Koster

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I've been out, terribly sick for at least a week. Just now recovering back to normal.

I'm not sure if I left any unfinished business...

I figure tomorrow I'll feel better and back on track.

Dan
 
Perhaps there's some kind of curse associated with lampooning people's avatars. :D

Get well soon.
 
Thanks Bruise.

Actually, I do think it is avatar related...:eek: :eek:

Everytime I have held a contest to give away a free avatar, I have been immediately bedridden. This last time, the winner was Howard Wallace, and I've only made it to my computer 3 or 4 times in the last week to work on it. :(

Hang in there Howard...
 
"Perhaps there's some kind of curse associated with lampooning people's avatars." Bruise Lee


Isn't a "lampoon" what Captain Ahab used to hunt whales at night?


get well, Dan.

Kis


:rolleyes:
 
No hurry Dan.

Get well first.

Mel Sorg was a great knifemaker who built a custom for me. He was working on another for me when he up and died in the middle of the project. Don't you try any stunts like that.

Get well cause I want my avatar!

;)
 
Thanks everybody.

Seems I have nearly lost my voice for the remainder of the evening. Perhaps tomorrow will be better.

Howard = er...thanks, I think...;)

Kis,

Found this for ya: ;) :p :rolleyes:

Lampoon

A written attack ridiculing a person, group, or institution. A light, good-humored satire.

To ridicule or satirize in or as if in a lampoon.

[French lampon, perhaps from lampons, let us drink (from a common refrain in drinking songs), first person pl. imperative of lamper, to gulp down, of Germanic origin.]

[F. lampon a drinking song, fr. lampons let us drink, -- the burden of such a song, fr. lamper to guzzle, to drink much and greedily; of German origin, and akin to E. lap to drink. Prob. so called because drinking songs often contain personal slander or satire.]

A personal satire in writing; usually, malicious and abusive censure written only to reproach and distress.

To subject to abusive ridicule expressed in writing; to make the subject of a lampoon.

a composition that imitates somebody's style in a humorous way [syn: parody, spoof, sendup, mockery, takeoff, burlesque, travesty, charade, pasquinade]

ridicule with satire



(too tired to make comic - use your imagination)
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Dan, I know of an old Texas cure that involves a bottle of Tequila and a horse blanket. If it don't kill you, it'll cure you:eek: :)

Sarge
 
Sarge = LOL !!

I woke up pretty stiff this morning, but other than that, I think I'm on the mend! (got my voice back)

I've never had a cold put me out this hard and for so long. Most last 3-4 days. I've had it since the 1st week of August.

BTW, my mother-in-law gave me this advice: "Gargle with cayenne pepper" :eek: :eek: :eek:

She also wanted me to make an onion poltice and hang a piece of garlic around my neck. :confused:

Well...I did the pepper-gargle and it burned like CRAZY !!

I guess that makes me as nuts as she is...:rolleyes:

Thanks again for the well wishing.
 
The upside is you'll probably sail thru winter without even a sniffle. After suffering through the Kathmandu cough, Pokhara potties, Salyan sniffles, Duelikel drizzles, and every other known malady to man once I got back to the States I didn't get a sign of a cold or flu for five years.
 
BTW, my mother-in-law gave me this advice: "Gargle with cayenne pepper"

Glad you're on the mend Dan:) BTW, I heard a medical report on the news awhile back where they studied the effect of hot peppers (IIRC it was Cayenne) on throat colds/viruses and found that they were quite effective!

Hate to tell a guy his mother in law's right but....;) :p :D
 
argghhhhhhhh........:( :grumpy: :confused:

Does that mean I'm supposed to eat the raw garlic cloves too?
 
Does that mean I'm supposed to eat the raw garlic cloves too?

You know funny enough, that's a remedy MY inlaws swear by:D I can't bring myself to do it:barf: Raw garlic cloves would make me sick when I feel well, I can't imagine doing when I'm feeling sick:eek: :barf:
 
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