Possible infection

wildmanh

wildmanh

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This last weekend (6th and 7th) I went camping up Spring City Canyon with the Outdoor Club and I think I might have started to infect some of the guys with the HIKV. You see, I keep my 15" AK in the gear box along with all the kitchen stuff and while I was fixing dinner a couple of the guys saw the AK and sayed "Hey, isn't that one of those cool Khukuri knives?" I said "yes, it is" and pulled it out so they could get a closer look. Well, they looked it over and amist oooohs and aaahh's one of the guys said that he had a really cheep one and that one that I had looked like a really really High quality one. They could not keep there eye's or hands off of it for oh 10 minutes or soo. Had to put it away before it vanished. Hopefully the same guys will come on the next trip (possibly this weekend) and bring there cheep beeter (as they call it). Then they will really know how an HI performs.

So, what do you guys think? Is there a chance for infection?:D
 
HIKV is known to be a highly contagious and infectious disorder. The most common known vector is the spread of HIVK through direct contact with HIK although it is thought to be spread by aerosols (word of mouth) as well; some have suggested that it can be spread via the internet but research needs to be done to confirm this therory.
The infection, once established is life long. Diagnosis is made through clinical signs and symptoms which include but are not limited to punctuated acute attacks of ranting, raving, child like behavior, compulsive purchasing of HIK's followed by short periods of remission, euphoria at the sight of long triangular shapes boxes, occasional depression when the mail is late, on Sundays and Holidays. a tendancy to want to chop every thing and anything in sight.
There are no know lab based tests for HIKV and there is no known treatment and no known cure.
Pallative measures are temporary and include the purchase and or handling, fondling of HIK.
There are no statistics on the mortality and morbidity of HIVK to date.

:rolleyes:
 
is one fellow known as jim_l_clifton aka Tsimi aka the CaveMan aka the Phantom of the Khukura aka....;) :p :D
 
I ain't a Saint anymore so I don't have to be kissypoo & nice!!
Listen up!!THERE AIN'T NO HIKV!!I have 2 K's in my Ca..house of residence!! Neither makes me want more!! Rusty was on meds(big surprise)& this med vision came to him(only time he has had a profound thought)HIKV!!Then Koz jumped on it,Blues jumped in with THAT NDN,NUTSO PAX found a home (& someone to torment)I have been the "only" voice of reason!!Please stop this hikv nonsense,you don't have to have more than one & if you do,it's cause you are helping Uncle out & you might be doing research!!Maui is also one of those NUTS!!
jim
 
"...NUTSO PAX found a home (& someone to torment)..."

Your absolutely right Jim! 'Except I call it therapy. Bt the way, I HAVE NEVER ACCUSED YOU OF HAVING HIKV. EVER. Now have I? :)

Sincerely,
billpaxton
The HI village idiot & Troll in residency
 
Furball,
YES ,you have more than once stated with "vim & vigor"I was a part of that HIKV CRAP!!:grumpy:You never pass up an opportunity to torment me,BUT, my day is coming!! One day I will meet you at a Kuk Konv. then it's MY TURN!PAYBACK "FURBALL"! bWAAAAA!aHHHH no more saint,being normal again, feels soooo good!!Hope the Konv. ain't in Fl. cause Blues will,have me "put me away" for what I will do to "Furball"!hee!
jim
 
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