Post pics of Battle Mistresses being really mean.

BJORNN

BJORNN

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I've got and FBM sitting right here that I haven't used for $h!t other than cutting a summer sausage on Xmas. The more I've been exposed to big choppers, the more I've fallen in love with them- and now I've got a Battle Mistress, the knife I've always heard so much about, just laying here dormant. This is blasphemous. I think I need some inspiration to get out and decimate something. I have a firm belief that some photos would do the trick! The meaner and more hateful, the better. I'll hop in as soon as I muster the creativity.

Please?


Here's a pic of my faithful wench with a bottle of wee, to set the mood:
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Sorry for the language. I don't mean to be disrespectful. I just wanna see a high-density thread with pics of BMs making their presence known!
 
Now if you'd been chopping the bottle of wee in half with the FBM, that would have been a picture!!!
 
Would a picture of several collecting dust in a 1000 pound Purdy safe suffice for now?:o
 
You seem to be a touch dehydrated, but also of a respectable bladder capacity. :thumbup:
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BJORNN said:
Sorry for the language. I don't mean to be disrespectful. I just wanna see a high-density thread with pics of BMs making their presence known!
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No big deal man, but the serious thing is I think you need to drink a lot more water! :eek: :D

I remember the days of the portable pot ie. 2 liter Mt. Dew Bottle. I used Mt. Dew just in case I wanted to get even with someone. :D The only thing that is even more gross and underhanded is the soda can full of chewing tobacco spit. :) Don't get on my bad side.
 
As an afterthought, I probably shouldn't have stuck it into the porch railing of a house I'm looking to sell. LOL ...But it gives the photo that FU attitude just a little. LOL

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Jaxx,

It is OK from what I understand of the place you are selling, it is likely that you got at least three termites with that one stab.:thumbup: :p



Jaxx said:
As an afterthought, I probably shouldn't have stuck it into the porch railing of a house I'm looking to sell. LOL ...But it gives the photo that FU attitude just a little. LOL

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BJORNN, advance warning here.....

Pics of you peeing on your FBM to test corrosion resistance will not be acceptable here. Send those pics via email to Rat Finkenstein.
 
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