Reasons why I prefer my Busse to my wife .....

Aubrey

Aubrey

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Just before I get all flamed ...... this is a joke for those challenged people.

1 - My Busse doesn't mind me touching other knives
2 - My Busse never complains if I ignore it a day or so.
3 - My Busse doesn't mind if I look at other knives.
4 - My Busse doesn't mind if I talk about my previous knives.
5 - If we part company, I don't have to pay maintenance.
6 - My Busse doesn't suffer from migraines !!!
7 - My Busse doesn't take my pay cheque every month.
8 - My Busse doesn't complain about my driving.
9 - In an emegency, my Busse doesn't complain if I beat the crap out of it !!
10 - My Busse never complains about my Internet habits !!

.... well, there are a few more but not in polite company.

From Africa
 
One of those is wrong! My Busse DOES take my pay cheque, how do you think I keep buying them?!?
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"Better to reign in Hell, than serve in Heav'n"
John Milton
There are only two types of people; those who understand this, and those who think they do.
 
I don't want to get you in trouble, but who is the SHARPEST one of the two? Your wife or your Busse?

[This message has been edited by Strabs (edited 02-24-2000).]
 
I have no comment. (Excellent job Aubrey)The girls who work at Busse Combat loved your post! But be warned, the Busse Combat girls(there are only 9) are compiling their response as I post this.

Jerry Busse
 
Ouch, all nine of them ...should leave them, short of one reason ...unless a few are blonde .....

Before I get into trouble .... looking forward to the post ...... how about with Busse's size doesn't matter..... size of the wallet !!

Also, my Busse doesn't mind if I have more than one knife !!!

My Busse never insist that WE HAVE TO TALK !!

As to who is the sharpest...... The beautiful creature that was so sharp to marry a gem like me of course ..... the tongue seems to get sharper with age though !!



[This message has been edited by Aubrey (edited 02-25-2000).]
 
Hi guys. Some of us female Busse employees just had to come up with these… in defense of every “Busse Knife Wife” out there. Here’s to you, ladies.

WHY WIVES ARE JEALOUS OF BUSSE KNIVES
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1. You never rub us down with oil after we’ve been out in the rain.
2. You don’t have the money to buy us $20 jeans, but you can afford a $60 custom kydex sheath.
3. When Busse has a contest to name a knife, you come up with 200 names, when we tell you we’re pregnant, you can only come up with one… your own?
4. You can’t remember our anniversary, but you’ll never forget the date you received your Busse.
5. You save all the paperwork your Busse comes with, yet you threw out all the Cosmopolitan magazines we came with.
6. You’re convincing when you tell your Busse knife "looks don’t matter".
7. We know you secretly wish a leather strop would keep us in line.
8. You never let us sit on your lap while you "hand rub" our backs all night.
9. You won’t take us to a fancy restaurant because of the "wait" and "cost"?
10. Busse knives change from bolts to flared tube… AND YOU NOTICE!


Yours in “Sharp Wit”,
The Busse Gals
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Well, all I can say to that is, "Bravo!" I appreciate a well thought out reparte. This reminds me of a similar comparison I saw years ago about mountain bikes. "Your mountain bike doesn't mind if you ride another person's bike..." That sort of thing.

Great job to the Busse grrls!
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Don LeHue

Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
 
OK OK The name of my largest Busse blade is
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"Battle Wife"
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A knife as dependable as my wife!(trying to score some points!)

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Great job gals !!! I am so sad to know that Andy informed me incorrectly that Jerry appointed all his staff on looks. He did of course fail to mention that the ladies were of superior intellect as well. I guess that would make up for the rest of the staff !!!

Talking about innovation ...... now we all know who is coming up with all the great new designs !!! Shame on Jerry for not giving you gals the credit ........ do I hear people asking for salary increases now?
 
OVER 4yrs OLD AND STILL FUNNY!!! :D

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NOTE: This is not to start anything, just made me laugh and hoped it would do the same for you :cool:
 
My Busse doesn't mind if I beat the crap out of it all the time.
I don't have a wife, so I can't do a comparison :o
 
One of these days: (in the near future, hopefully):
If you can't stand looking at it anymore,
you can always fold it up. :eek:
 
Althow I just started my INFI collection I do have a few rats and as a knife-o-holic my wife got a kick out of these posts :D The "I KNOW!" is still ringing in my ears...
 
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