I called the shop a week or so ago and talked to the janitor who was VERY drunk. I asked him to make it within the next week or two and he promised he would. Maybe he forgot, but I'm sure when he reads this he'll remember everything and put aside whatever else he'd been working on and move the HOGB8LE to the front of the line.
If you don't believe me, just call the shop and ask if Jerry was drinking within the last week or so.