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The Plan!! (pic heavy)

Tankerwolf

Tankerwolf

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OK.
So in a weird snafoo of events, I have the whole morning to myself with nothing pre-planned and no one else around. I thought I would take care of some ruffians hanging around in the back yard. But first I need a plan.
I gathered my professional planning materials.

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Step 1:
Identify the problem.
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Step 2:
Dress like a badazz ninja and add my Becker BK11CSM to become completely BADA$$
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Step 3:
Surprise the enemy by back flipping in to the back yard right behind hooligan #1
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Step 4:
While the enemy is still in awe of my wicked ninja skills put enemy #1 in a head lock and cut his throat.
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Step 5:
Shoot a fireball at enemy #2 and while he’s stunned close the distance between us.
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Step 6:
Now that it’s one on one and enemy #2 is not dressed like a kick-a$$ ninja I can kneecap him with my BK11 and get him to talk.
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Step 7:
Enjoy the spoils of victory as the hot chicks start flooding in when word gets out about how bada$z I just was.
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With a plan this perfect I really don’t see where things could go wrong.
 
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OK time to put foot to a$&!

Step 1:
Check

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and check

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Step 2:




HELL YEAH CHECK!!!!

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Step 3:
OK………..this is where I run in to my first little kink in the plan. I did a few practice jumps and I’m only getting about 6-8 inches off the ground. I may have slightly overestimated my physical ability in the original plan.

No time to worry about it now. They already know I’m here. On to step 4.

Step 4:
Again; I managed to get behind it and grab it but I should have done a little more research because I’m not really sure where its throat would be. As a matter of fact I’m not even really sure this was its head.
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Step 5:
At this point my plan has just fallen apart. I’m not sure what I’m doing wrong. I strained, held out my fireball hand, and held my breath. The only thing I did was toot a little. My hand sort of felt a little hotter so that could have been the start of a fireball. In the future I think I may take a pre-fireball poop just so I don’t have to worry about straining too hard. We’ll call this one plausible.
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Step 6 and 7 at this stage are moot points. I wouldn’t even begin to know where to look for the kneecap on this thing and I wasn’t exactly as bada$5 as I had originally planned. I mostly looked like an idiot running around his backyard wearing a ninja mask and hacking away at bushes with a knife. I would more likely expect the police to show up than random hot chicks.
Regardless of the setbacks I did manage to take care of the ruffians thanks to my trusty BK11

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Looks solid enough to me, but if you wanna redhead hot stick chick you'd better get a bigger Becker.
 
I KNEW THE HOT CHICK THING WOULDN'T WORK!!

Just keeding bud.

Funny thread, great post.

You made me laugh today.

:D
MKK
 
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step 8, you have woken up tied to a chair finding with your go-nads wired up to a battery by the ninja grass monkies for trimming there tree...... you must escape


 
Ahhhhhhhh. It all comes together now. Great pic artwork. Nice boobage on the "hot chicks"
Cheers
Balding
 
That's a problem with the fireball from the hands. Maybe you need a modded controler to get that one to work for ya!
Balding
 
I don't know, it looks more like he started drinking as soon as he was free....
The best laid plans always fall apart at the first signs of battle, it's the ends that justify the means...
Keep up the good fight brother!
;)
 
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