The TRUTH about DDR!!!!!!!

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I understand that many of you are big fans of Darrel, and it is with great hesitancy that I put forth this thread. Having watched his actions from afar for the last two and a half years I have come to some conclusions that are inescapable; and following my conclusions to the bitter end...I offer the following proof:
1) The number of knives produced by DDR is beyond the capablility of one man: thus there is more than one person behind this organization.
2) The number of amazing designs that come forth from same follow the same logical conclusion.
Therefore: I propose that DDR is code for a team of knifemakers; namely, Darrel, Darrel, and Ralph.
These three remain behind the scenes while a fourth person, the one all of you think is DDR, and who in fact is a high level corporate sales figure parading as DDR, goes to the shows with the aforementioned knives.
Having sent my team of investigative reporters out to prove all of my allegations I present the following picture as irrefutable proof of the above...along with their cheif knife designer.
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John 1:14
Love is Stronger than Death!
 
Damn Tom !

Now everyone knows!
YOU FORGOT STIMIE, AND MY DOG PETEIE

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MADD MAXX !

[This message has been edited by Darrel Ralph (edited 05-26-2001).]
 
Tom, you have to be right, there's just no other way it's possible.

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I knew it ... just knew it and the guy can keep one heck of a 6 year secret.

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Tom you may have the stills but I got,
DDR Da MOVIE


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[This message has been edited by PhilL (edited 05-27-2001).]
 
And I got my new DDR MADDDDD MAXXXXX!!!!!

Bram Frank brought it over with him - and it arrived at his house exactly 2 hours before he had to leave for the airport!!!!!!

Good things come to those who wait.

As for the knife - a review is in the works...
 
jeez...you believe he's not god?...heretic
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[This message has been edited by RKnight (edited 05-27-2001).]
 
Huh. And all this time I thought DDR was a robot! Thanks for exposing the truth!


Wait a minute, you surf all day, yet knives seem to be mailed out regularly from your shop. What's the deal there?? Darrel, do you know Tom's secret?

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"Come What May..."
 
DDR is a man of many accomplishments and also very humble.
He likes to keep quiet about his TV and film experience as part of the Rock & Roll nostalgis group Sha na na, but you can see him here from a still with Charles Nelson Riley and his bandmates from their 1977 TV Show. Look for him also in the movie "Grease" on sax in gold lame.
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Tom,
Don't know if he stole the name from Mel or not; I suspect that Hollywood tapped into DDR's brainwaves and stole the name from him some time ago, if the truth be known!

What I do know is that MADD MAXX is one bad mama jama! Just got my MADD MAXX Jr. and it is a pocket scapel! And CUTE to boot. Looks just like its daddy!

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Php. 4:13

"For the word of God is living and powerful, and sharper than any two-edged sword"
Heb. 4:12
 
Darrel,now that your secret is out, do you think you can tell us the other big secret? Are there really aliens among us, besides Tom Mayo, I mean?
Tom
 
Nyuk nyuk, woo woo woo woo woo!
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His Sha Na Na days are long behind him, Phil. Look for him in Las Vega fronting his own lounge act, Smokey Ralph and the Four Bastids
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LOL

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[This message has been edited by Dexter Ewing (edited 05-31-2001).]
 
Tom
I was at the store a little while ago
There was a big stir at the cheese counter.
SOMEONE STOLE ALL THE HOLES IN THE SWISS CHEESE.

Time for you to come clean TOM
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