The Wizard Slayer

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xynder

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Hello everyone,

Recently, I purchased a sword known as the Hell Guardian.

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As you can see, it's a beautifully crafted piece of weaponry. However, I feel it has taken over my persona and turned my into a wreckless killing machine. Every morning, I remove it from its case and sheath it in the sling across my back.

When I go to work, nobody messes with me. Let me give you a scenario:

Boss: I need that report in by Tuesday, Fred.
Me: Taste infernal steel, mortal!

I then proceed to chop my boss' arms off. Then he extends my deadline.

What should I do to regain control over my own self? I was thinking of going on an epic quest to toss this demonic blade into the fiery pits of some deep volcano, but that's a bit too dangerous for me.

Help guys!

Hey, the mailman's here... *draws blade*
 
I'm not sure I understand the problem-- sounds like things are going pretty well for you, especially at work. Maybe you need to ask yourself if you really want to regain control of yourself. You might be better off as you are now. By the way, that sword is definitely a user; I especially like the serrations. It would be a shame to just hang it up on the wall or something. I think you owe it to yourself and the Hell Guardian to continue on with the um, wreckless killing machine routine. Let us know how things turn out.
--Josh
 
"I just want to be a lover, not a red eyed screaming ghoul
I wish it had picked another to be it's killing tool

Black Blade"

-Blue Oyster Cult "Black Blade"
 
Hey whatever works. I have found that I am better with daggers. The best by far are the Hibben Knives series. Its no wonder they are so good. The craftsmenship is similar to your mighty blade. I guess I like the daggers because I am a covert ninja-type killer. I stalk local malls looking for unsuspecting punks lingering in the food court. Sounds to me like you are more of a brash-barbarian type killer. We should team up. We would be unstoppable.
 
As a companion to my Hell Guardian, I use a serrated dagger known lovingly as Drake's Edge.

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This is useful for taking into libraries where a huge, two-handed sword would draw too much attention.
 
Don't feed the trolls.

Where's a moderator when you need one? This one needs to be locked, loaded, and banned out of here.


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