Warning--Horrible Kukhuri Pun--View at Own Risk

[Josh Feltman]

So, if Burt Reynolds started making kukhuri sheaths, do you think he would call his business Sarki's Machine ? Sorry, it's been a long day with way too much coffee, and I just couldn't resist.
--Josh

 

[BruiseLeee]

Boo hiss..

 

[Cuttin' Craig]

.....Or he could have "The Best little Sarki House in Texas".
( O.k. so that's not as funny...)

Josh: Owwwwch! I've been punned....

Personally, If I had the talent to work with such materials, I would open "Sarki Rascal Scabbards"

After all that, I think it's time for some coffee!


-Craig

 

[Rusty]

Next time, try resisting harder. Make that much, much harder. :barf:

(It's not quite that bad, but really ought to be nipped in the bud - at least pro forma)

"Shame, shame, shame!" as Gomer Pyle used to say.

 

[Kismet]

had he typed it in all Upper Case letters....

it would have been:

Capital Punishment.





Kis

 

[Daniel Koster]

You better watch out you band of girl-chasin' teenage hoodlums...!!!

Cuz it's gonna be "Sarki's Revenge" this time...!!!

:barf:

(...and no coffee needed here... )

 

[Federico]

??????

 

[T.Sisco]

Terry

 

[BillTheCat]

...Burt liked it.

 

[Sylvrfalcn]

<edited due to better judgement>

"Long days and too much coffee......."


Sarge

 

[Tohatchi NM]

"Best Little Charpi in Texas" ?

 

[not2sharp]

:yawn: :yawn:

 

[Daniel Koster]

Wow...is that art?

 

[Bill Martino]

Long days and too much coffee do strange things.

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

or somthin.

The sarki cuts leather
the sarki cuts wood
when the sarki makes khuk sheaths,
he does extra-good.

Keith

 

[Federico]

 

[DeathDancer]

Does that make any kukhuri enclosed by one of Burt's scabbards Reynold's Wrapped ?

 

[Ferrous Wheel]

that hurt...If he did a rap album, would he call it:

Burt Reynolds Rap?

If he went to Easter Island would he be :
Reynolds Rapa-Nui?

I always thought he'd end up doing shows with an ape or orang, like Ronald Reagan or Clint Eastwood...
Keith