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I must admit, I have been taken by surprise. With all the talk about the y2k problem, I have missed another noteworthy upcoming event: when BFC reaches 2,000 members. In short, the m2k problem.
I don't think that this problem should be underestimated. Big changes could occur, the unnatural could be come the natural. For example:
When we reach 2,000 members, Mike Turber could kick his Viagra habit.
Spark could start writing programs which lack bugs.
Thaddeus could stop wearing chain mail to work.
Rich Lucibella could become an advocate of Marshall and Tarnow. He would also star in a new TV show, combining the best of 'Airplane' and 'Taxi,' called, 'Taxi that Airplane.'
DC could declare that she has finally been won over by my intelligence, wit, good humor, and integrity; declare her undying love for me, and insist we get married immediately, so that we can live happily ever after. She would also become a liberal.
Donna would stop sweating when the temperature is over 55 degrees Farenheit
bald1 would spontaneously grow a luxuriant head of hair.
MadDog would make a Tactical Folder. Out of stainless steel.
Jim March would get rid of all his mouse guns and get a .45 ACP 1911A-1.
Les de Asis would realize that while the internet only accounts for 10% of sales, this percentage is subject to rapid change. In an upward direction. Further, Benchmade would include an allen wrench with each knife they sell, for ease of disassembly by the ELU. Such disassembly would not void the warranty.
JAB would fulfill his destiny, and overthrow the ruler of a certain Middle East country, whose initials are SH.
Rob Simonich would find an old Indian cure for the affliction of his member.
Christine would come to her senses and ditch Rob faster than Rob can do the horizontal cha-cha (which, I understand, is pretty fast).
Mark Boyer would give up tamper-resistant Torx fasteners, and admit that his new bride is actually a sheep. (I'm in love with ewe, ewe, ewe...).
Kit Carson would let a knife slip out of his shop with a scratch somewhere on it.
I am sure that other members can come up with more situations that directly concern us, but these are the first ones that come to mind. Please, let's hear from the rest of you. Walt
I don't think that this problem should be underestimated. Big changes could occur, the unnatural could be come the natural. For example:
When we reach 2,000 members, Mike Turber could kick his Viagra habit.
Spark could start writing programs which lack bugs.
Thaddeus could stop wearing chain mail to work.
Rich Lucibella could become an advocate of Marshall and Tarnow. He would also star in a new TV show, combining the best of 'Airplane' and 'Taxi,' called, 'Taxi that Airplane.'
DC could declare that she has finally been won over by my intelligence, wit, good humor, and integrity; declare her undying love for me, and insist we get married immediately, so that we can live happily ever after. She would also become a liberal.
Donna would stop sweating when the temperature is over 55 degrees Farenheit
bald1 would spontaneously grow a luxuriant head of hair.
MadDog would make a Tactical Folder. Out of stainless steel.
Jim March would get rid of all his mouse guns and get a .45 ACP 1911A-1.
Les de Asis would realize that while the internet only accounts for 10% of sales, this percentage is subject to rapid change. In an upward direction. Further, Benchmade would include an allen wrench with each knife they sell, for ease of disassembly by the ELU. Such disassembly would not void the warranty.
JAB would fulfill his destiny, and overthrow the ruler of a certain Middle East country, whose initials are SH.
Rob Simonich would find an old Indian cure for the affliction of his member.
Christine would come to her senses and ditch Rob faster than Rob can do the horizontal cha-cha (which, I understand, is pretty fast).
Mark Boyer would give up tamper-resistant Torx fasteners, and admit that his new bride is actually a sheep. (I'm in love with ewe, ewe, ewe...).
Kit Carson would let a knife slip out of his shop with a scratch somewhere on it.
I am sure that other members can come up with more situations that directly concern us, but these are the first ones that come to mind. Please, let's hear from the rest of you. Walt
