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The title says it all. Do you want read about critters or how to cut yourself out of a truck with a PEANUT?
 
I wanna here about a man trapped in truck filled with RABID SQUIRRELS cut himself out with a peanut. :D
 
Having been almost trapped in a truck once, and the fact that I carry a peanut daily, I'll take door # two please!

G.
 
I read whatever you write but I dont like all this storys about peanuts. They dont exist in Sweden, and I dont like knifes so small that they could be swallowed without chewing them first, but all this writing makes me curious about them newer the less. Important thing IS write often.

Bosse
 
jackknife said:
I'm greedy and we have the time; tell it all!:D
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One at a time. How to cut yourself out of a truck. Rule #1 ask if this is a simulated rollover... the 1SG will appreciate not having to explain after the fact the windshield folds out. Rule #2 If it is not then after you upend yourself, carefully cut the vinyl padding on the interior of the door (up-armored guntrucks have a bit of padding). After you remove that take you pen depress the catch for the window (if vertical) and slide that down.
Step 3 in rule 2 is hope your're like a frog and can grow you're fingers back after getting them mushed by the window. Once the window is down (which is up since youre inverted ) slip you finger on the door catch push forward and voila! shove the door open and pray the 1SG had a good nap. If he didn't then you're gonna need hearing protection.:eek:
 
MegaHelmet said:
I wanna here about a man trapped in truck filled with RABID SQUIRRELS cut himself out with a peanut. :D
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My first thought was, "I bet somebody's gonna submit a story on how they fought off a herd of rabid badgers with their yella Peanut"! :D

thx - cpr
 
There I was...in a dark alley, my truck wouldn't start and sat on four flats when I discovered the doors wouldn't open. I cut the windshield seal out with my trusty peanut only to discover Alvin, Theodore, and Simon advancing towards me with mayhem in their eyes. Once again I pulled my trusty peanut and next thing ya know I was at the dining room table singing....(sung to Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)

Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight​
 
Absintheur said:
Chipmunks roasting on an open fire
Hot sauce dripping from their toes
Yuletide squirrels fresh filleted by the choir
They poked hot skewers through their nose

Everybody knows some pepper and a garlic clove
Help to make them seasoned right
Tiny rats with a crisp golden coat
Will really hit the spot tonight​
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My son loves that song - one of the first we listen to when the Christmas CD's come out after Thanksgiving. :thumbup:

thx - cpr
 
Well,it was a dark rain filled night,with lots of thunder & lightning....I was stuck in Carolina.I was cold wet & hungry....suddenly I see this tall guy walking towards me using a small knife to cut off the end of a cigar... ...lightning flashes.....briefly showing a lean mean hard .looking face! I relax & start grinning...Hi ya Blues,been awhile....This looks like it's going to be a fun
trip....JUST starting to think,,.. about....all the trouble HE manages to get me into.Well that ain't quite true...things just ain't quite as much fun since he left Fl.That man can really spin some yarns!!:D
Jim
 
Um, not to sound too stupid, but if it's not simulated why not just shoot the window out?
 
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