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woman or knives?

Women with knives.

"All of our knives open with one hand, in case you're busy with the other"
This one's actualy pretty simple to answer. If your love intrest doesn't agree with your other passions, then you aren't optimaly matched. You now have two options;

A: stay with her anyway, and find that differences actualy run deeper than this one issue, and end up losing "the spark" or even getting divorced.

B: move on and find a woman you have more in common with. There are always more fish in the sea.

I'm all for meeting half way, taking into account the feelings of your partner. I'm a very caring and compassionate person. However, like I said, if there really are "it goes or I do" issues, it's symptomatic of deeper issues that aren't really resolvable and it's best for both parties to move on.

In response to any replies, the exceptions prove the rule.

This can be proven because we already know that "rule" means what's most likely to happen(or average), and that laws are made to be broken, and an exception is in effect breaking the rule. Thus it establishes the rule as law.

This is further evidenced by the phrases "rule of law" and "law of averages" firmly establishing a link between these terms.
Woman AND knives.

James, your colors are showing! LOL!!!!


What are you doing hanging out in this silly thread? (What am I doing hanging out in this silly thread?)

We need you over in the new Bali Song thread to look at this website that Mr. Toilet found and see what you think of this history given there.

Don't just stand there. Move.

"woman/women or knives?"

I guess, it depends on the purpose. Some tasks are better handled with the one, some others with the other, I think. Of course, YMMV.

Quote, maybe paraphrased from my old memory, from Conan the Barbarian:

"Trust only steel."

Don't tell my wife I said that.

Don LeHue

The pen is mightier than the sword...outside of arm's reach. Modify radius accordingly for rifle.

Woman are like knives, if you know how to handle them, always respect them, and take care of them they will never hurt you. But if you lapse in any of those areas for even a second...they can cut you deep, or rust away.
You know, I've always had a thing for women. Even since the early days, I've always loved women. But if she is in fact making you choose, you might consider choosing knives and then another woman.

Professor Ann Landers


Ever notice no other candy tastes quite like Pez? Oh yeah, and the BM Axis rules.

I'm in the women with knives school. Just make sure the woman isn't Lorena Bobbitt!


who dares, wins