Your creativity is needed...

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JenniferBusse

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Hey guys, I need your creativity.

We are having Swamp Rat t-shirts made, and are looking for a cool saying for the back of the shirts. :cool:

Any thoughts or suggestions would help!


Thanks! :D

Jennifer
 
Swamp You!

Nothing survives as well as a swamp rat

Catch the Swamp Fever

Nothing is a fierce as a wet Rat

There is no trap that can hold a SWAMP RAT!

Ok, I'm getting cheesier by the moment(I'm so pun-ny):rolleyes:
 
Awesome ideas so far! Thanks for getting the ideas flowing. :)

We had a couple ideas, but couldn't get the wording right.

We thought:


Wanna Romp in the Swamp?
Then You'd Better Brrring It! :cool:

We just worried some people wouldn't get it.

Jennifer
 
Great sharp teeth and just enough tail.

or

Because we give a rat's ass about yours!
(Yeah, I know, but alpha's got a point!)
 
If they don't get it, maybe they will stop us and ask. Then we can convert them:eek: :D

"Brothers and Sister's! Put away the child like knives of old! Enbrace the goodness that is the Swamp. Join the Rat pack today!"

Can I get an "amen"?!?
 
Wanna be part of the Rat pack?

Join the Rat Pack!

Swamp Rat Knives, we begin where others break!

We may not be cute, but we make up for it with tough!

Tough. Other makers sing it, we just bring it!
 
Swamp Rat... because talk is cheap.

edited to add:

Swamp Rat-Just try one 'cause talk is cheap.

As tough as the folks that use 'em.
 
Be a survivor, put a Rat in your corner.

A Swamp Rat never lets you down.

The Day of the Rat has come.

Mans best friend= a good sharp Rat!!



Going working fence today- maybe I'll run across a Timber rattler to try my new 'Coot on...
 
Here's my suggestion. :D

Outside a Dog, a Rat is man's best friend. Inside a Dog it is very very Dark :p
 
Swamp Rats - The Ultimate Survivors

Swamp Rats Rule!

Anything less than a Rat- just won't cut it.

Have you hugged your Rat today?
 
My favorite so far is "The Ultimate Survivors"

I also like a variation of alpha's: "No Trap can hold a Swamp Rat"

Some of my own:

Swamp Rat: It's not just for breakfast anymore!

Swamp Rat: Gnaw through anything

Been there, done that, doing it tomorrow.
(This sounds familiar, so someone might already have copyright)

Been there, done that, came back for more!

Swamp Rat: Ready for Anything

Can't keep a good Rat down

If you can't take the heat, get out of the Swamp.

Swamp Rat: Spank me harder!!! :rolleyes:

Faster than a speeding bullet, tougher than a cast iron skillet, able to cleave cinderblocks in a single stroke....

You could get something else, but why?

Not something you want to meet in the dark

We eat things that go bump in the night

The monster under other knife companies' beds :eek:

Performance Performance Performance

Swamp Rat: A superior species

From the muck of Wauseon to a Swamp near you

Swamp Rat: The horrible little secret in Jerry 's closet
Swamp Rat: The horrible little demon in Jerry's closet :p

Hewing and maiming since 2002

Swamp Rat: Iron Fortified!

Swamp Rat: Other cutlery cowers in fear
Swamp Rat: Other knives cower in fear

Can't cut it? Get a Rat.

Swamp Rat: Safe Queens need not apply.

Get down, get dirty.

Cut out the fat.

Swamp Rat: Weapon of Mass Destruction
Swamp Rat: Certified Weapon of Mass Destruction
Swamp Rat: Weapons of Meyhem and Destruction

We could tell you, but then we'd have to kill you.

You know you need one.

Serious knives for serious jobs.

I'll stop there. Obviously, some of these are more suitable for mass-dissemination than others. :D
 
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