In Case of Emergency Moderation in This Here Forum...

[Vampire Gerbil]

Call 9-1-1.
In other words, reported posts here are gonna get about as much attention as a fat chick with pimples at a strip club.
Things to ponder:

• If someone posts a photo of a 400 pound retard screwing a headless chicken, IT STAYS!
• If someone hacks off their cock and glues it to their forehead that's been tattooed with kiddy-porn,IT STAYS!
• If someone posts an old photo of a member's wife blowing me while I whip her ass with a coathanger, IT STAYS! (but I may need her current address)
• If someone posts a hidden photo of myself, whacking off to gay porn with a 12" vibrator up my ass IT ST... uhh... actually, that'll get deleted... I was really drunk that time and wasn't really feeling myself.... well, I suppose I WAS "feeling myself", but.. but....
  awww hell.

I am Moderator now of THREE FORUMS, therefore I am God, so I shall indiscriminately edit posts, usually said editing shall consist of me doing not a damned thing at all, unless it's me doing gay stuff...

In closing, I would like to remind everyone that if you see something here that you find offensive, by all means, REPORT IT TO ME!
Then I shall check the post to make sure it doesn't involve ME.
If I find that I am not involved in a way that I find embarrassing (i.e. me, in drag, in the middle of a "date" with Mike Tyson), your mail will be filed in the annals of cyberdom and after that, completely ignored.

I thank you for your willingness not to bother me with anything here as I am quite busy lately trying to remove this damed thing outta my ass.

Heterosexually Yours,
Vampire Gerbil

 

[Bastid]

So if someone posts a picture of my ugly ass. How much do I gotta pay to get it doctored up.

 

[GigOne]

Rule #5: No pic's of Bastid's nor Gus' ass or any of their other private part(s) ! :barf:

I thought that you had to moderate 4 forums to be God.

Always find VG humorous,
GigOne

 

[Cougar Allen]

I don't know what you have to do to be God, but you have to be bitten by a radioactive cockroach to be a Super Moderator....

In case of emergency you can always complain to me. I promise to forward all complaints to the Gerbil -- unless they have abusive language in them. I couldn't let an impressionable young fellow like Vampire Gerbil be exposed to abusive language. Perish forbid.

 

[Random]

Rule #6 There is no rule number 6.
Rule #7 Anyone caught not acting in a pirately manner will be forced to read EVERY page at The Gerbil’s website. And believe me some of that stuff will do a number on your brain.

 

[RyanMalpiede]

Will someone just create a forum or site where I can let my ID, Ego, and Super Ego play UFC games with each other?!?!?!

Every time I see one of these forums open up, one week later it shuts down. Why? Because the Church going, Clean Minded, Internet Cops of the Galaxy have a problem with it. Question, why in the fu&#99k have you entered in the first place then?

Want your children to stop seeing porn on the net, don't let them surf the net. Don't want your child to see porn while "You" are viewing the net, don't surf the net with your child in your lap.

The net was built on porn, case closed. I don't know how many times I have been in front of a client and accidentally brought up a porn site with a mistyped net address. We just laugh. As so should you. It's no big deal. It's part of the world, get over it. I wish there was no War in the world as well, but that $hit ain't going to happen either.

That said ... like someone has noted before, showing pictures of girls showing their lungs via the love canal will get old after a month or so. Things will calm down & this will be a place where we as members can just let our hair down without censorship.

I guess when I have children my opinions may change, but for now "I" as a paying member would like to have a location where the beer flows like wine & the pirates can laugh their dirty laughs.

Ryan A.K.A. Tigger

PS. Parent your own children, don't make us have to do it!