1 in 5 people are Chinese

[Random]

"Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."

Tim Vine

 

[S2nd]

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

- Jack Handey

 

[jsmatos]

I don't know. Whichever one of you is Chinese would be Random.

 

[Nordic Viking]

Anybody who states that 1 in 5 people are Chinese, is probably 20% wong.

 

[rebeltf]

I really enjoy Kung Pao

 

[sky]

Why are Lum Chinese so hard to find and why did Spyderco stop making them?

 

[Jeff Clark]

I thought we were going to get some deep insight here, "One in five people are Chineese and they prefer convex ground cleaver blades over flat ground chefs blades 3-to-1".

 

[Esav Benyamin]

You know what that does to the price of cleaver blades, don't you?

 

[LaBella]

no, what?


I am not chinese, BTW.

 

[tonyccw]

So what? 2 out 9 is Indian (and I'm not refering to the Native Americans).