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I don't know.
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Quoted all of the above so I could say this:..............
Methinks that Bren has no idea of what a "hard time" is as of yet.
Just to show how naive and what a dreamer our young pal Bren is.........
Bren says he has been practiceing for a long time and "knows" his capabilities.
That implies to me that Bren has many rugrats/houseapes running around the country because practical practice is supposed make one better at what they're practiceing. (ainnit?
)And if our young pal had this much practice with the results such practise produces then our young pal Bren would know that dreams of the patter of little feet eventually turns into nightmares of wild teens turning up their tunes demanding yet even more money to buy products designed specifically to make mom & dad go stark raving mad.
All in all it reminds me of an ndn joke........
Many moons ago this young brave came into town from the rez. He went right to the local house of ill repute, knocked on the door, and waited.
When the madame came to the door he said, "Ugh, me wantum woman!!!!"
Of course the madame was taken aback at first then she caught her senses.
The madame replied, "Young brave have you ever had a white woman before?" To which the brave replied, "No."
The madame then told the young brave he needed to get cleaned up so he would look respectable. The young brave then proceeded to the local barber and haberdashery where he got all spified up and respectable looking according to the views of the predominant people and proceeded back to the house of ill repute.
He knocked on the door and again the madame answered. The young brave once again said, "Ugh, me wantum woman!!!!"
The madame was still taken aback even though she complimented the young brave on his new apperance.
She then told the young brave that since he had never had a white woman before he needed to "practice."
To which the young brave said, "Ugh, how do me practiceum?"
The madame told the young brave to go around back and there he would find an oak tree with a knothole and that he was to "practice" in the knothole.
Two weeks went by and the young brave returned to the front door, knocked and waited.
The madame came to the door and was surprised at our young brave's tenacity.
She asked the young brave, "Have you been practiceing?" to which the young brave replied, "Ugh, me "practice."
To make a long story a little shorter the young brave got his wish and was upstairs with a lovely young lass.
As she bent over to remove her under garments the young brave kicked her hard, right square in her ass.
She let out a scream which promptly produced the madame and a couple of bouncers.
The young lass, rubbing her ass, said, "You dumbass ndn!!!! Just what did you do that for?"
Our young brave answered very sincerely, "Ugh!!!! Me checkum for bees!!!!"
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You won't like it.
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The boy just doesn't know when to leave well enough alone does he?
I sent Brendan the true version. Had to clean it up to post it here.
One day this young ndn boy came up to his dad and asked, "Dad, how did you and mom pick out us kid's names?"
His dad answered, "Well son, do you see Running Deer over there?" The boy answered, "Yes dad."
The dad remarked, "Well son that's the first thing your mom and I saw after he was born."
The dad then said, "And do you see Rising Moon over yonder?" The boy answered, "Yes dad."
The dad remarked, "Well son that's the first thing your mom and I saw after she was born."
The dad then replied, "Why do you ask Two Dogs Mating?" hehehehehe
I sent Brendan the true version.
Had to clean it up to post it here.One day this young ndn boy came up to his dad and asked, "Dad, how did you and mom pick out us kid's names?"
His dad answered, "Well son, do you see Running Deer over there?" The boy answered, "Yes dad."
The dad remarked, "Well son that's the first thing your mom and I saw after he was born."
The dad then said, "And do you see Rising Moon over yonder?" The boy answered, "Yes dad."
The dad remarked, "Well son that's the first thing your mom and I saw after she was born."
The dad then replied, "Why do you ask Two Dogs Mating?" hehehehehe