I MIGHT JUST BE TEMPTED
she thought it was quite hilarious, until i offered to do the same with her sewing stuff??.
she started off offering as a give away, and i had to think quick and altered it to oops changed my mind,swap for cobra,
BUT I DONT WANT TO GET RID OF MY ANG KHOLA!!!
so i fixed her an have given it to my 20 year old son who is coming with us to tasmania.
WELL TALK ABOUT MAD,now you will want another one wont you nah nah nah.i told her theres allready a chitlangi on the way,she countered asked whats a [penknife]. oops i won a competition i seem to recall????.THEN I SAVED THE DAY , switched conversation back to her industrial sewing machines,3 at $800, and how we only just managed to afford to build her new workroom,45ft x 25ft to keep em in ect.
she who must be obeyed has called a truce.we bin married for 27 years so i think we will be stayin that way,BUT HEY SHE ALLREADY KNOWS I WANT A COBRA,its ON my computor list of KHUKURI things to get.
18inch cobra khuk YEEEEESSS..
hmm maybee i will wait a bit.
AT LEAST UNTIL I CAN HIDE THE CHITLANGI, AN THE PEN KNIFE.
maybee it would be safer in afghanistan, allthough i like the look of nepal, that way i could buy heaps of [khuks] oops mean souvineers.
YOU KNOW I THINK I KNOW, HER WHO HAS TO BE OBEYEDS,OBJECTION TO KHUKS.
i casualy mentioneD perhaps i might hang the nicest one over the bed,ready for any intruders??.
she promptly told me what i could do with that idea.
i did see her point i do have violent dreams, sometimes, and have succeeded on 2 0r three occassions in knocking her out of bed,upon which i must say she acted very violently, and began pummeling me.i protested no fair as mine was unintentianl, an hers was cold blooded attempted murder.
another time i woke up to this funny sorta muffeled shouting, an was most surprised to find the wifes head under the pillow i was just takeing away from her face.i wont reapeat what was said or done from her side. enuff said that i apologis=ed most energeticly for the next week.WITH FLOWERS AN STUFF
so the mind boggles,if i started having dreams about leading ghurka charges,WHAT MIGHT BE LEFT OF HER,i might have to make my own breakfast in the morning, god forbid.
i didant have the heart or the courage to remind her of my sleep walking.???? STAY TUNED
