3 word story, Becker edition.

[Noswad0208]

Let's see how this goes.

Rules are simple, keep the story going using only 3 words at a time. I'll start with...

Once there was

 

[1066vik]

a hippy gnome

 

[Noswad0208]

named Guyon. He

 

[granitestateofmind]

Becker bloodied finger.


(not really - I try not to cut myself)

 

[NCSlice]

Makes no sense

 

[Jonny1280]

Then ate some...

 

[Noswad0208]

Biscuits and bacon

 

[Guyon]

With a dull

 

[Noswad0208]

And rusty fork

 

[zzyzzogeton]

and blackberry jam.

 

[granitestateofmind]

did get tetanus

 

[Noswad0208]

Which made him

 

[Jonny1280]

look for Tradewater

 

[mchipman]

in Ethan's closet

 

[NCSlice]

Instead he found

 

[DunkEm]

a big wombat

 

[Bladite]

donning a wetsuit

 

[DunkEm]

in preparation for

 

[Jonny1280]

glorious Sweedish wrestling.

 

[Gassy]

With Vaseline and