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How many of you guys could have benefited from this plan??
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
> it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have
> $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you
> would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased
> $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
> you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current invest-
> ment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called
> the 401-Keg Plan
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago,
> it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have
> $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00. With WorldCom, you
> would have less than $5.00 left. But, if you had purchased
> $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank all the beer,
> then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
> you would have $214.00. Based on the above, current invest-
> ment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called
> the 401-Keg Plan
