4th of July happiness

[dawsonbob]

I just want to wish all you Beckerheads a happy 4th of July.

Here are a few things to remember over the holiday weekend:

1.) Use your Beckers. Have fun showing your friends and family how to construct a six story shelter, complete with sun deck and lounge chairs, in less than twenty minutes using only a Becker knife and a little ingenuity. Then cut the steaks to the proper size from an entire slab of beef. They’ll be amazed at the versatility of your Becker.

2.) Remember to drink responsibly. If you can no longer hit your mouth with a drink, maybe you should stop and relax on the sun deck you built in step one. Go ahead — take a nap, and dream about your next Becker.

3.) Be careful with fireworks. Do not reach the point outlined in step 2 where you can no longer hit your mouth with your drink, and then decide to set off fireworks: this is a no-no. You’ll probably set the woods, or your aunt Abigails new hat, on fire instead. See step 2 for instructions on what to do when you reach that point.

4.) Have an enormous amount of fun using your Becker this holiday, but take some time to remember what the holiday is all about — the founding of our great nation.

5.) If you have excess beautiful women, send them to me for safekeeping.

Is this a great country, or what? Happy 4th of July, Beckerheads!

 

[Bridgeman]

Okay DB. I need some advice. Step five worries me.
I seem to have powers of invisibility when beautiful women are around!

 

[GingivitisKahn]

Happy Independence Day! I think I'll cut my steak w/ my Necker tonight.

 

[dawsonbob]

Okay DB. I need some advice. Step five worries me.
I seem to have powers of invisibility when beautiful women are around!

Okay, Bridgeman, a studly young* whippersnapper like you shouldn't be having any problem in that area. Are you standing in an area where they can see you? Is there light in the area, or do you only visit after dark? Are you waving your magic Becker to attract their attention?

If you are waving your magic Becker, that may be the problem. Some women are intimidated by Magic Beckers, and won't approach you until you put it away.

Whatever the reason might be, you need to find a way to overcome it and attract some of those beautiful women. Remember, you can't send me your surplus beautiful women until there is a surplus ... so get busy.

Why do I need you guy's to send me your extras? Because at sixty-five, I really am invisible to women, so I need all the help I can get.

*young means anyone less than sixty.

 

[dawsonbob]

Happy Independence Day! I think I'll cut my steak w/ my Necker tonight.

Happy Independence Day, to you, too!

Cutting your steak with your BK-11 is so much better than using one of those cheap Chinese steak knives. All steak tastes better when it's cut with a Becker.

 

[TheGame]

I can follow 1-4 (with use of a different knife, no Becker yet) but step 5.. I have issues with

 

[dawsonbob]

I can follow 1-4 (with use of a different knife, no Becker yet) but step 5.. I have issues with

You can follow 1 - 4 with a different knife, if you must, although things go better with Beckers. You really need to treat yourself to a Becker, bro.

What issues could you possibly have with step 5? If you have no beautiful women, then you have no surplus to send, and I can understand. If you do have a surplus, the extras will only drive you nuts, so you should send them to me: I'll take good care of them.

Out of the goodness of my heart — as a service to my fellow man — I've been volunteering to take people's extra beautiful women for years. Not one — not one — has ever appeared at my doorstep, even though I don't charge a penny for this service. I don't understand how any of you could possibly have "issues," but all folks are different, I guess.

Look, if you don't have extra beautiful women, I'll settle for a plain one who doesn't talk too much: that's my final offer.

 

[TheGame]

You can follow 1 - 4 with a different knife, if you must, although things go better with Beckers. You really need to treat yourself to a Becker, bro.

Look, if you don't have extra beautiful women, I'll settle for a plain one who doesn't talk too much: that's my final offer.

I will be getting a Becker

As far as the women.. the surplus women may drive me nuts, but they still make me happy.

 

[dawsonbob]

I will be getting a Becker

As far as the women.. the surplus women may drive me nuts, but they still make me happy.

Yeah, they'd probably drive me nuts, too, but I'd like to get the chance to find out.

I suppose this means I have to go out and find my own. It's really hard when you're invisible, you know.

Come to think of it, they did drive me nuts when I was young and had a few around. Now I'm kinda wishing I had of held on to at least one of them.

 

[amon]

We took my BKII out in the woods fishing this weekend, awesome knife! Used it so much along with our new Izula's.

Happy Canada Day to any other Canadians and happy 4th of July to our American friends.

 

[dawsonbob]

We took my BKII out in the woods fishing this weekend, awesome knife! Used it so much along with our new Izula's.

Happy Canada Day to any other Canadians and happy 4th of July to our American friends.

Happy Canada Day to you, too!

We have so many folks from Canada here on Blade Forums that we should have a special holiday for all of us that combines Canada Day and the 4th of July.

Happy Bladester's Day!

 

[TheGame]

Now I'm kinda wishing I had of held on to at least one of them.

So, are you implying I should hold to one of them?

Happy 4th to everyone. Definitely going to have a blast

 

[GingivitisKahn]

Happy Independence Day, to you, too!

Cutting your steak with your BK-11 is so much better than using one of those cheap Chinese steak knives. All steak tastes better when it's cut with a Becker.

I couldn't agree more.

 

[dawsonbob]

So, are you implying I should hold to one of them?

Happy 4th to everyone. Definitely going to have a blast

That's for you to decide, of course, but if you're really, really lucky, you'll know which one to keep. I've known a lot, and have few regrets, but there was one I let slip away. When you find the one like that for you, grab her.

Have a happy 4th!

 

[dawsonbob]

It is officially the 4th.

Go forth and have fun, and remember to be safe.

 

[GingivitisKahn]

Gratuitous action photo...

As to that blue looking thingy on my steak... Dunno. I hope it was just a trick of the light combined with a crummy camera because I ate whatever it was. Lol whatever.

 

[dawsonbob]

Gratuitous action photo...

As to that blue looking thingy on my steak... Dunno. I hope it was just a trick of the light combined with a crummy camera because I ate whatever it was. Lol whatever.

Still, it does look good (makes me drool), and you got a chance to use your BK-11.