500th Post Give-A-Way--WINNER hughewil

matt1987

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So my 500th post dinged and now I'll celebrate by doing a give-a-way.

I have a Opinel #8 with a carbon steel blade and beechwood handles. It's basically new, all i did was convex the edge a little.

RULES:
Everyone is open to participate, just post something that will make me laugh like jokes, pics, videos etc.
At the end of this month I'll use a random number generator to pick the winner.

Have fun!
 
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.

Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice.

After an hour of this, the exasperated doctor asked the lawyer, "What do you do to stop people from asking you for legal advice when you're out of the office?"

"I give it to them," replied the lawyer, "and then I send them a bill."

The doctor was shocked, but agreed to give it a try.

The next day, still feeling slightly guilty, the doctor prepared the bills.

When he went to place them in his mailbox, he found a bill from the lawyer.
 
Not funny but amazing!!!

[video=youtube;W8SK0rk5jdE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8SK0rk5jdE[/video]
 
Thanks for the giveaway. Watch this for 10 straight hours, and you'll want to use that Opinel for some other purpose. The best part is the look of satisfaction on Kitty's face just before he starts to repeat the phrase.

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True story. I swear.

My son is on leave from the Navy so he came home to visit with his 6 month-old Yellow Lab. I have one but she's 6 years-old and mellowing a bit.

One of the dogs, I'm not sure which one, dug a hole near the fence. I wouldn't put it past either one because Daisy (my dog) doesn't normally do that but she likes to act a fool when other dogs are around.

My son went outside and instead of sweeping the dirt back, he used the garden hose then left to see a friend. I went out an hour or so later to let them in and found this:

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My daughters Yorkie was involved in this as well and I'm sure he put the other two up to this. He's evil I tell you.

Congrats on 500 Matt :thumbup:.
 
Two guys are sitting on a bar stool. One starts to insult the other one. He screams, “I slept with your mother!” The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do. The first again yells, “I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!”

The other says, “Go home dad you’re drunk.”
 
Not an entry.

A single mother visits her father and brings along her 3 year old daughter. After about an hour the the little girl goes to the bathroom and comes back with a glass of water and gives it to her grandfather. And the grandpa drinks it and sais "mmm thats some good water, get me some more" the girl scurrys back to the bathroom and comes back with another glass of water "Mmm thats even better than the last glass." the mother walks in the room and sais "Dad did it ever acure to you that she can only reach the toilet?"
That is a true story.
 
what the heck its worth a shot
and warning, its a BAD joke

what do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh

see i warned you it was bad!
 
The best review of "The Smurfs" movie out there.
Caution: this video contains obsenity and is almost a half-hour long.
Compliments of thatguywiththeglasses.com.
Not the type of link to be posted in General. More suited to W&C.
 
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A young man was enjoying the cornering ability of his new sports car on a country back road when a rabbit jumped into the roadway from a side ditch. Despite his best efforts to miss the rabbit, it is hit. The man stops quickly, gets out and is staring at the crumpled body when a farmer walks up and asks what is the driver going to do about that? The driver walks to the back of the car, opens the trunk and pulls out an aerosol spray. He bends down and sprays the poor rabbit....who jumps up, runs 20 yards into the field, stops, turns around and waves. The rabbit continues to run, stop and wave until he is out of sight.

The driver tosses the empty can away and drives away. The farmer, curious, picks up the can and reads "hair restorer with permanent wave".

Please enter me and have a great day.....Herb
 
Congrats! To celebrate, my little twenty-pound pup stole two apple turnovers from the dining table and ate them right after I left for work. I know you probably won't laugh as much as I did but hey, congrats is the point :)
 
Not an entry

Did you hear that another celebrity has died. The dough boy was found dead with complications from a yeast infectin. :)

Congrats
 
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