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I'm not quite sure what can be said about this post other than this, :D

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa....half discovered, half wild, and
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America....well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35 she is like India.... very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty

Between 36 and 40 she is like France....gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia....lost the war---haunted by past
mistakes, reconstruction probable

Between 51 and 60 she is like Russia....very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away

Between 61 and 70 she is like Mongolia....with a glorious and conquering
past, but alas, no future

After 70.... She becomes Afghanistan.... Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there > >~

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq..........Ruled by a dick
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa....half discovered, half wild, and
naturally beautiful with fertile deltas

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America....well developed and open to
trade, especially for someone with cash

Between 31 and 35 she is like India.... very hot, relaxed and convinced of
her own beauty

Between 36 and 40 she is like France....gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia....lost the war---haunted by past
mistakes, reconstruction probable

Between 51 and 60 she is like Russia....very wide and borders are
un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away

Between 61 and 70 she is like Mongolia....with a glorious and conquering
past, but alas, no future

After 70.... She becomes Afghanistan.... Most everyone knows where it is,
but no one wants to go there > >~

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN

Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq..........Ruled by a dick
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good one darkone!!:D :D :D
 
Good try Skunk, kind of funny how my post has never been edited and doesn't include the text you copied from your original post :)
 
huh (snort, cough) i just woke up, it's only 5:30 am out here.
whats you talking about???:confused: :confused:
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
Good try Skunk, kind of funny how my post has never been edited and doesn't include the text you copied from your original post :)
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Huh???:confused:
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
Good try Skunk, kind of funny how my post has never been edited and doesn't include the text you copied from your original post :)
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yeah right darkconfusion, you been sniffing to much whiteout or you been sneaking cbl again.

looks like we have a confused lemur here boys:D :D
 
Originally posted by idahoskunk
yeah right darkconfusion, you been sniffing to much whiteout or you been sneaking cbl again.

looks like we have a confused lemur here boys:D :D
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Good try again Skunk, but thankfully Jerry has the same computer literacy rating as you :D Tags Jerry...theres always a trail for incrimination ;)
 
huh:confused: what the hells a tag, you mean like a bud or cbl? what have you been in to darkone?:confused:
 
Originally posted by Dark Nemesis
Subject: Life After Death

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no
afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his
word, he made contact, "Mary . . . Mary .. . ."

"Is that you, Fred?"

"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."

"What's it like?"

"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice. I
have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon. After supper, golf course again. then have sex until
late
at night. The next day it starts again."

"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."

"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit on a golf course in Florida"

________________
Dark Nemesis
Crimson Horizon, Nothing but edge.....
The night is my companion, and solitude my guide.....
dark.nemesis@crimsonhorizon.com

~Bunnies ! Bunnies !! It Must Be The Bunnies !!!
~I.D.? I'm 1120 years old, just give me a fricking beer!!!
~I didn't say you were stupid, now stop being an idiot and let me explain.
~You think you know...what's to come...what you are...you haven't even begun.
Everyone needs a break from reality now and then...thanks for seven great years

You want peace? LOL...Then why the hell were you arrested for disturbing it?

!!! WTB an authentic Busse Combat Patch !!!
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that's a good one darkhog!!:D :D
 
Don't any of you work for a living?!?!? I am at work and miss out on things.
 
Stop it DN, I'm being confused:(

I bet if Skunky shows us his Sub Hilt things will become clearer:D
 
Originally posted by Strabs
Stop it DN, I'm being confused:(

I bet if Skunky shows us his Sub Hilt things will become clearer:D
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that only happens at blade and when shaggi does her "thing":p
 
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