GPyro
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So I'm poking around Buck's website, looking at sheaths....
I discover this....View attachment 1455334
.... and my inner 12 year old thinks, "Hey, that would come in handy- next time I come across some jelly and a plate of muffins".
You know, because the way things are nowadays, you hesitate to use the community plastic fork due to the corona virus and all.
.....Totally ignoring the risk of people breathing on said plate of uncovered muffins..... hey it's food. You would be able to dive right in with your 941 spreader, complete with antimicrobial protection, and grab yourself a muffin, and spread some jelly on it. Yep.
Wow.
All right there on your hip.
Hey wait, I don't see a belt loop!
.....It appears to come with a fork......
Now it seriously intrigues me. (why yes I did get out of bed early as I couldn't sleep, and I do like muffins)
Now I doubt anyone will even respond; let alone admit to having seen or even having one of these after me picking on it.
But now it's got me hooked.
The possibilities are endless!!!!!
There's that fancy picnic basket in the basement we never use....
That little 941 spreader is pretty cool. It works well. I have used it on many a muffin.
......I could get it for the wife for Christmas!
.......She could put it in her lunch box!
.......She could be like the Girl Scout of the hospital break room..... prepared for anything!
I could later sneak it into my lunch box when she's not looking.
I put it into my cart.
I should probably get a second 941 spreader to go with it. I wouldn't want to remove the one from the kitchen.
Hmmm.
Cool.
I think I'm gonna get me a muffin and go back to bed.
Good night.

I discover this....View attachment 1455334
.... and my inner 12 year old thinks, "Hey, that would come in handy- next time I come across some jelly and a plate of muffins".

You know, because the way things are nowadays, you hesitate to use the community plastic fork due to the corona virus and all.

.....Totally ignoring the risk of people breathing on said plate of uncovered muffins..... hey it's food. You would be able to dive right in with your 941 spreader, complete with antimicrobial protection, and grab yourself a muffin, and spread some jelly on it. Yep.
Wow.
All right there on your hip.

Hey wait, I don't see a belt loop!

.....It appears to come with a fork......

Now it seriously intrigues me. (why yes I did get out of bed early as I couldn't sleep, and I do like muffins)

Now I doubt anyone will even respond; let alone admit to having seen or even having one of these after me picking on it.

But now it's got me hooked.

The possibilities are endless!!!!!
There's that fancy picnic basket in the basement we never use....
That little 941 spreader is pretty cool. It works well. I have used it on many a muffin.
......I could get it for the wife for Christmas!
.......She could put it in her lunch box!
.......She could be like the Girl Scout of the hospital break room..... prepared for anything!
I could later sneak it into my lunch box when she's not looking.

I put it into my cart.
I should probably get a second 941 spreader to go with it. I wouldn't want to remove the one from the kitchen.
Hmmm.
Cool.
I think I'm gonna get me a muffin and go back to bed.
Good night.
