A-busse-ive mojo

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Greetings!

We will never understand why we are what we are, or why we do what we do.

99% of the time, an ESEE junglas or a large BK knife is more than anybody needs for a rugged, functional tool. Let that sink in a moment, they are worth no more than 200$. And even then, 99% of us who live in modern society has no need for a 200$ knife. I am no good at math, but there isnt a lot of us fanatical about knives out there... Our love of knives, and BUSSE products in general, is abusive! unreasonable!

And that brings me to my next point. I was sitting drunk in my friend shop last friday, with a bottle of Don Julio anero, a 12 yr Dorrado rum and a case of Corona, few friends pondering about life and how we are what we are. I clearly stated at one point that I was in the process of selling my knives, and how I absolutely had no need of more knife than my benchmade folder. After a few more drinks, I found myself alone and decided it was time to check facebook for a booty-call, you know...... Anyhow, I saw on my FB feed an Anniversary Flying Mojo w/ serrations for sale at a very low price, and I bought it.
Now you gonna say; "yeah but you can resale it at a higher price and make a buck", because I really have no need for such an A-BUSSE-IVE knife. But we don't follow reason when it comes to emotions..

Grinning wih shinning teeths, this knive on a table by itself will scare away small children and animals..
I was walking in a field and a cow came to bring me a roast for dinner
I wanted to carve the roast with this, and the roast fell by itself in perfect pieces...
I dont know why Jerry didnt get a call from John Rambo yet.. Aint scrary knife a trademark of his?

This might just be, the baddest knife out there. The way it feels in hand, it looks, Satin INFI, convexed, the skull crusher, the serrations. If you only have to buy one knife that you know you will never need to use, there it is
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But you should use it anytime you can...

How I love BUSSE!
 
It's just Badass.........

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Nice. I've wanted to buy a AA to wear when I mow, just because I can:)

GregB
 
Sorry, but those knives a just fugly. YMMV.

Yes they are totally disgusting and should be mailed to me for storage until I can arrange proper disposal.
All of them.

Really.

Congrats on a great drunk score!!!!!! :D
 
Sorry, but those knives a just fugly. YMMV.


Mea culpa, I was drunk and intemperate when it posted last night. Sorry, Brother.:foot:

Still not crazy about the knife, but I really do appreciate the passion of the post. And since the whole point of this place is community, I feel bad for crapping on this thread. :o

There is no rational explanation for how an inaminate object (knife , gun, whatever... ) evokes these strong feelings in us, but we have all felt this same rush upon receiving a new toy. It's a great thing. Enjoy. :thumbup:
 
Beautiful blade!

"Grinning wih shinning teeths, this knive on a table by itself will scare away small children and animals..
I was walking in a field and a cow came to bring me a roast for dinner
I wanted to carve the roast with this, and the roast fell by itself in perfect pieces...
I dont know why Jerry didnt get a call from John Rambo yet.. Aint scrary knife a trademark of his?"

By far the best part of your post :D
 
Beautiful blade!

"Grinning wih shinning teeths, this knive on a table by itself will scare away small children and animals..
I was walking in a field and a cow came to bring me a roast for dinner
I wanted to carve the roast with this, and the roast fell by itself in perfect pieces...
I dont know why Jerry didnt get a call from John Rambo yet.. Aint scrary knife a trademark of his?"

By far the best part of your post :D
Thanks!
 
I love them, have been eyeing them on the custom shop site but I feel like I will pass on the serrations if I order
 
Occasionally I try to face reality. I am 68 years old. I have absolutely no need for the many knives I have. The many "needs" I have created to justify purchases just aren't going to materialize. After Blade this year I resolved to buy no more, except maybe one or two at Blade each year to justify my being there. So since then I have acquired a 6.5" Ashwhacker, a trailing point SOB, and one of those little 31/2 inch Scrapyards from the recent Ganza.

After Blade this year I separated from the herd about fifteen, mostly thick monsters that I felt I could let go of with no traumatic regrets later. There are reasons you have seen none of them on the sale forum.

Turns out that I have a totally legitimate need for my knives. It is called "satisfaction", or "contentment" or "pride of ownership" and who is to say I don't "need" them.
 
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