A Day and a Lock

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The mission to obtain a new Mountain bike for my oldest son was on. The little five speed black bike was growing too small. From the Dentist's office we got in the truck and went down the street to one of Billing's three bike stores. It was not hard to find a reason to leave the Dentist's office.

When we got there, I was astounded to see what you could get for 350 bucks. Yes, that's much more, probably even adjusted for inflation, then I ever got; but I did not live in the woods where a Mountain bike is a legitimate way to take advantage of the natural world. If you're going to live in Nowhere land, USA, you'd better be getting something out of what it does have, instead of what it does not; like shopping malls.

He could just make it on the smallest adult frame, but it really wasn't a good fit. I marveled at the disk brakes, front suspension, lightweight components and overall sophistication. Man, what a great time to be a kid and have a bike. A bike like that would have cost over a 1000 bucks 15 years ago. This is not like electronics; this is hardware. I'm very surprised the price is that low.

He had a glow on his face, and I knew he was happy and excited. My plan is for the lucky oldest to get the new bikes for Christmas and birthdays, while the youngest inherit them when outgrown at no cost to their prescious Christmas booty. It seems to be working. In the end, though, just before they tell me I'm a hopeless old man and leave home, I'll end up buying an adult bike for each of them. We can all ride cow trails then.

When we got home my friend from Lewistown called and said he might be able to talk the now too small bike away from his son. I mean, if the son would be so inclined. This was a little touchy. It turned out the son was willing, especially for a hundred bucks. That was a fair price for a kid's bike three years old. It did not have the disk brakes and doubtless other improvements, but it was made in the modern era and would be great- if Carter would accept the idea. I shouldn't have worried about that. When he got on the bike, the same glow I'd seen in the bike shop returned. A few scratches and some obstinate gears did not matter in the least. What a great kid.

We took the bike home, and that morning before school, when the sky was still dark and the turkey's still calling from the tree tops behind the house, I worked on the bike and got all the gears functioning. He got to ride to school that day, the small patches of snow and ice no obstacle.

Travis got a surprise too. I took the old black bike, cleaned it and adjusted the gear range, and left it by the school door for him to find, and ride home with his brother when school was out.

That night I found my old thick cable and lock. ONly one key,.

"Don't give him that," my wife said, "you know he'll just lose it."
"Well, a price of a bolt cutter is probably 20 bucks."
"That's too much. Don't give it to him."

Carter loved the lock and cable. He was so excited he locked the bike by the front tire to the workbench in the garage.
This morning, before full light and with the turkeys calling from the tree tops, Carter came into the livingroom looking for his key. Couldn't find it.

"One day? You couldn't make one day?"

This was not helpful, but squirted out my mouth before much thought. I mean, I don't start thinking well until the first cup of coffee and the turkeys hit the ground running.

Looked all day for it. Can't find it.
I'll take the sledge to the lock and see what happens.

Good kid, good bike, bad lock.

Their mother drove them to school, crestfallen that they could not ride their new bikes. Trav could have, his bike was unlocked, but there's a big brown dog on the road he can only handle under the protection of his oldest brother.

That's another story. I"ll let you know what happens if the key search tonight is unsuccesful, and what happens when a 6 pound sledge hits a hardened bolt.
Not the most exciting story, I know, just another day in Zortman and a lock.



munk
 
I dont even have the key for my crappy second bike anymore. I'm just picking it everytime, maybe you should learn that? It's a nice hobby, kind of like a jig saw puzzle, kind of like meditation. I like beating the lock's system, it's a challenge.

My bike is somewhere at the trainstation, I left it there 3 weeks ago. I wonder if it'll still be there when I am back home.

Nice story, as always. You should write more often.

Keno
 
Ah, the travails.

The key will emerge about 20 minutes after the lock's been reduced to meteorite status. DAMHIKT. Don't hit the bike by mistake.

Isn't it amazing how stuff just rushes out of our mouths, before we have the wisdom (or the caffeine-induced brain activity) to halt it? My youngest came home yesterday from school without his coat. Didn't, of course, become apparent 'till this morning ... with the frost on the ground being melted by a sullen drizzle. I hadn't had enough caffeine yet either.

I keep telling myself that it's a good thing to not give our kids the entirely healthy, breezy ride that we'd like. It might be a good thing for their psyches to know that while Dad can generally be counted on to be a decent, rational man, that occasionally he's a helluva grouch. And that something similar can be expected from many of those the kids will meet in the rest of the world.

See if a very solidly built air pump will fit on the frame of one of those bikes. A hard crack on an ugly dog's head with such a thing is as much dog deterrant as a bike-riding friend of mine's ever needed. And a pump can go to and from school much more innocently than a khuk or crow knife ...

Might even set up a dummy or even a quatrain in the yard so your two young knights can practice their dog-jousting, and build their confidence. Have them practice with a length of wood the sime size/weight as the pump though, to spare it for greater deeds.
 
New bike. Wow, do I remember those Christmases. Good stuff Munk.

I always got into trouble when I rode my bike to and from school. It was one thing or another but I always got cought. But hey, thats how I learned that I have no capacity for law breaking.....
 
I thought I'd tell you the good news about components: Shimano is losing in many markets. They are too high priced, and some have complaints about mechanical aspects of their various drive trains. They attempted to lock in the entire drive train with components that would only work with other Shimano components. They failed in this and had to open up again. True value? and Sramm? are two AMERICAN companies that have invaded the market. While high end still tends shimano, everything else from Walmart to under a 1000 bucks might have parts from these fine companies. Many bike nuts prefer them. It's good to drive amercian steel again.

just a note.

munk
 
That's funny, Tom. I'll tell the dog story later.
The lock is on the block; I've got a steel brick to place under it while I pound, and some bolt cutters too. Unfortunately, the lock was a big fat large bolt model. See? I'm saying 'was' already....I figured, like you, the key would show up afterwards...

Andy, your adventures always remind me that many fine cops were once juvenile delinquents...


munk
 
Keno; I thought about picking the lock. Guess what? I dont' really understand how locks work. "Picking' would be a long learning curve...

What is the hole in the bottom of the lock for?


munk
 
Munk, clamp padlock & Drill out the lock cylinder. Then insert screwdrivers inside & fiddle & twist any bits you can see. Itl pop.

Lock pickings for the films if its a decent lock & your not used to it ;)

Spiral
 
When we got home my friend from Lewistown called and said he might be able to talk the now too small bike away from his son. I mean, if the son would be so inclined. This was a little touchy. It turned out the son was willing, especially for a hundred bucks. That was a fair price for a kid's bike three years old. It did not have the disk brakes and doubtless other improvements, but it was made in the modern era and would be great- if Carter would accept the idea. I shouldn't have worried about that. When he got on the bike, the same glow I'd seen in the bike shop returned. A few scratches and some obstinate gears did not matter in the least. What a great kid.

Your right, he is a great kid. He got that from somewhere my friend. You have every right to be proud of him.
 
Ha, I just found the spare key to my storage space padlock. I lost all my keys a couple weeks ago and couldn't remember where I put the spare. I tried to cut off the lock this afternoon, but I bought the right padlock and couldn't get the boltcutters on it. When I came home I found the key in my sock drawer, on top of a box of CorBon .40's.

I wouldn't have even looked except for this post. Thanks, Munk. :)
 
My littlest found the key this evening, Ted. A miracle- or a planned conspiracy of donuts, I don't know. How come he couldnt have found the key 8 hours ago?


munk
 
Did you have a spare wheel?
If you had a spare wheel you could have just swapped out the wheel on the locked up bike and sent them on their way...giving them time to find the key.

Anyway, a good cheap lesson learned for the kids. Actions have consequences.

Good story, good kids, good Dad.
 
I've heard of using a water bottle on a dog: just give the dog a shot of water in the face, and he'll stop long enough for you to get a little more distance. Then make sure that you splash YOUR face with the same water and drink some. Make a show of it. That way, if the dog's owner is watching, it might occur to him that you did not throw acid or pepper spray at his dog.
 
A spare wheel would cost more than a replacement cable. I have to adimt, I'm intrigued by the image of locked spare wheels all across America. Imagine them in stations, mall garages, busy streets etc...




munk
 
Great story! I should get one of those big heavy locks the next time I buy a bicycle. Actually, given that I've already had two bikes stolen since moving from Yuppie Hell to Seattle, next time I think I'm going to rig the bike with explosives. I'm just saying... ;)
 
Bikes:
I had a KHS MT bike first. It had the longest wheelbase of any bike in America when it was offered- this model. Though I'm no acrobat, I could climb forward over the handlebars while riding slowly in a parking lot. The bike was simply wonderful and balanced. Meth children living in first part of duplex stole bike.

My insurance money went to get another bike. The shop had a red one of the type I considered; I wanted another color. Guy called me a day later to say he'd found a bike with the color I wanted. OK- I bought it. Except it was not the good bike, but the second in line bike with the good bike's decals put on. I'm pretty certain of this. I got ripped. This is the same shop that deliberately stripped the threads on the headset of my prime bike, the one I'd slaved and worked to get. Why? Because they'd added an after market seat before purchase. I'd called the manufacturer, and he was quite adament that the frames should have the tolerances for the original seat. He sent a new frame to the shop, and a bike snob mechanic, unhappy with having to 'do it all over again' took his revenge. I didnt' realize this until years later.

Bike snobs are like stereo snobs. They are a disgusting breed. In their tiny world they are King, and delight in making subjects pay.
So, one stolen, two rips. Shop went out of business- owner was a drunk and who knows what else.

I have found many many more decent bike shops. I'll never forget that rat trap in Riverside Ca., though.

People who steal bikes are scum. Some is just kids, but a lot of it is trade. They do it as a business.

The old saw; spend your hard earned money getting a 20 something pound bike; then buy a 10 pound lock and chain to protect it. You now have the 30 pound bike...

If you have a good bike, you don't stop, you don't leave it anywhere.
Now that meth is sweeping the Nation, it doesn't matter where you live- lock or stay with the bike.

munk
 
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