A Funny Thing Happened...

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...when the maintenance crew came in to fix my heating.

(this is a knife story, just a bit of background first)

First off when I need something fixed and I put in a request, I never know what day maintenance will show up or when. They usually show up very early in the morning without notifying me. That's what they did this time, so I was still in bed, feeling bad with a cold I knew was coming. They knocked a few times but I couldn't get up fast enough to greet them so I told them to let themselves in, and I set about getting fit to receive as they started making prep work to fix the heating.

One of them must have opened the storage closet adjacent to the small room where the heating is kept in my apartment, because I heard him say "I wish I hadn't opened that door" or something like that. It was difficult to make out from the bedroom. The other guy said "what's wrong with it?"

Guy 1: Look what's on the shelf.
Guy 2: Whoa. Is that double-eged?
Guy 1: YEah, I think so!

So apparently what I had in there freaked them out a little. This caused me to chuckle as, it was not double-edged at all, nor a particularly big or intimidating knife. In fact it was just a Gerber Profile fixed blade, one of the only knives I happen to keep there simply because I dug it out of a box a few weeks back and left it on that shelf by happenstance. (I swear I own and operate much better knives. ;))

The funny thing is, later, Guy 2 asks Guy 1 for his pocketknife to open the packaging on a new thermostat face-plate that I needed.

I don't know why, but their surprise was a bit odd to me. I didn't say anything about it though. But still, I sort of expect older gents, who primarily do manual labor jobs like this, (and who already clearly own pocketknives) not to be quite so freaked by someone owning a small-ish fixed blade, particularly one I'm just storing in a closet (and a closet that my electric scooter is in front of most of the time, so not even one I have cause to get to, wear or use. Someone who has or has always had an office job and never carried their own pocketknife, maybe I see that as a reaction, but it bothered me just a little bit to get that sort of reaction from maintenance workers,, I guess.

I don't know, it was just a slightly funny exchange I thought I'd share.

I'm glad they didn't try to interrogate me or cause any kind of stir-up.

That said, I thought it was best not to tell them that my collection runs into the low triple-digits if I count it all up, most likely, who knows what reaction I would've gotten there. :P
 
Now when you come home from work and all your knives are gone, you have two suspects. :grumpy:
 
Now when you come home from work and all your knives are gone, you have two suspects. :grumpy:

Sorta makes me glad most of my collection is locked up in some heavy cases. If they want em, I'll make em work for em. :-P
 
Now when you come home from work and all your knives are gone, you have two suspects. :grumpy:

Exactly, that is why I refuse to have displays in my home with guns or knives. Outta sight, outta mind.
 
I let maintenence guys see my hacked up wooden mannequin with a Kukri resting in the groin.

jk, but I hear your suppose to clean your gun when your daughter brings home her BF.
 
I have a few cheap-but expensive-looking knives around, so if someone does take something, hopefully that will decoy them form the other more valuable (and hidden) items. After our recent burglary in September, I've gotten some advice from several knowledgeable people on how to hide stuff.

~Chris
 
Exactly, that is why I refuse to have displays in my home with guns or knives. Outta sight, outta mind.

Right. When I say most of my stuff is locked in big heavy cases, I don't mean like display cases, more heavy tool boxes with padlocks that are kept in storage areas no one ever sees.
 
Heh..
When I was a kid two police officers showed up to speak with my mother about recent cattle killings, someone was just taking a hind and the head(so the cops couldnt get the bullets i guess) and then driving off obviously worried they were gonna get caught, we had just been hit so they were talking to her about it taking a statement.

My dad had just been out hunting, and had just finished skinning a roo and hung it up to bleed over night.... he comes around the corner with a 22.250 in one hand and a bloody knife in the other and a face covered in blood and of course he is wearing a bandolier of bullets for no other reason then he just brought the belt at the hardware store that very day and well i guess wanted too play with it.
the cops dont even realise he is there and he wants to get in side to get cleaned up and goes.
"excuse me gentlemen"
They turn around and one of the cops screams like a little girl EWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeee that trails off to silence then he just drops to the ground out cold, the other cop didnt even blink at my father, he just looks down at the fainted cop and goes
"ahh shit not again."
 
Heh..
When I was a kid two police officers showed up to speak with my mother about recent cattle killings, someone was just taking a hind and the head(so the cops couldnt get the bullets i guess) and then driving off obviously worried they were gonna get caught, we had just been hit so they were talking to her about it taking a statement.

My dad had just been out hunting, and had just finished skinning a roo and hung it up to bleed over night.... he comes around the corner with a 22.250 in one hand and a bloody knife in the other and a face covered in blood and of course he is wearing a bandolier of bullets for no other reason then he just brought the belt at the hardware store that very day and well i guess wanted too play with it.
the cops dont even realise he is there and he wants to get in side to get cleaned up and goes.
"excuse me gentlemen"
They turn around and one of the cops screams like a little girl EWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeee that trails off to silence then he just drops to the ground out cold, the other cop didnt even blink at my father, he just looks down at the fainted cop and goes
"ahh shit not again."

Best. Story. Ever.

That poor kid needed a desk job, sounds like.
 
Heh..
When I was a kid two police officers showed up to speak with my mother about recent cattle killings, someone was just taking a hind and the head(so the cops couldnt get the bullets i guess) and then driving off obviously worried they were gonna get caught, we had just been hit so they were talking to her about it taking a statement.

My dad had just been out hunting, and had just finished skinning a roo and hung it up to bleed over night.... he comes around the corner with a 22.250 in one hand and a bloody knife in the other and a face covered in blood and of course he is wearing a bandolier of bullets for no other reason then he just brought the belt at the hardware store that very day and well i guess wanted too play with it.
the cops dont even realise he is there and he wants to get in side to get cleaned up and goes.
"excuse me gentlemen"
They turn around and one of the cops screams like a little girl EWWWWWWWWWWeeeeeeeeee that trails off to silence then he just drops to the ground out cold, the other cop didnt even blink at my father, he just looks down at the fainted cop and goes
"ahh shit not again."

Now THAT'S funny! :thumbup:
 
Somehow I.find it hard to believe that the cop.fainted....

If you even knew half the crap that went on our family farm you wouldnt find it impossible at all.

When I was in highschool I came home one day to find a trail of blood running from our front gate up to the house, the house door wide open, the blood trail inside the front door went to the kitchen from the kitchen to a few bedrooms and then all the way into the study where we had our phone, which was off the hook and covered in bloody hand prints and a big puddle of congealing blood on the carpet.
I have been freaked out VERY few times in my life, but this was one of those times I can admit I was really freaked and expecting to find a body somewhere in the house.

Well I decided I had to use the phone to ring the police.. and just as im ringing the police a neighbor shows up.. and tells me the details and I get the finer points from my father later.
My father decided to test out a new pocket knife by getting it as sharp as he possibly could... then going along our garden bed and slicing the top off all the flowers... The very first swing went perfectly... the top of the flowers all poped off and the knife didnt slow down one bit... untill it buried itself into his left calf muscle that is.
He then had to crawl all the way to the house with the knife sticking out of his leg because he was to scared he would bleed to death if he pulled it out, after crawling from room to room trying to find his car keys he decided he better ring a neighbor to come get him and take him to hospital before he bleed to death(ambulances take to long out bush quicker to get someone to drive you)

But I guess you wont believe that either.

I got plenty of stories but thats all the ones involving knives....
But a short one thats a goody as it involves me directly

When I was 7 the hot water system became my job(it was wood fire)...My brother had just moved out to the city for uni so every evening lighting it was up to me.
I wanted to make sure everyone had plenty of water, and that the water would be warm in the morning when I had my shower so I got that little bugger roaring as best as I could because it was ALWAYS luke warm in the morning, not this time.. not on my watch.
I check it every 5 mins shoving more wood into it as soon as it will fit, before I goto bed I stuff even more into it as much wood into it as it will take.. and then some, by this time its making a few bangs and creeks but that just means im doing a good job right? Except... some water is leaking out of it... a tap on the side of it seems to be broken... I will just get some wire and wrap it down so it stops leaking and wasting hot water......

I wake up to pipes banging, metal dinging and hissing noise from outside, my parents start yelling what the hell is that what the hell is that, they start arguing on who is going to go see... , my father losing the argument runs outside to see what it is... the release valve on the system(what I basicly tied down) just has steam coming out of it in great big cloud of steam, the tank is bulging out and everything is shaking and banging. he runs back in screaming "its going to blow its going to blow get out the house get out the house"... so screaming me and my sisters run out meanwhile my parents are turning on all the hot water taps in the house.. and all that is coming out is steam no water just pure steam.
Moral of the story is... if you do a job well enough the first time, you never ever ever EVER! get asked to do it again.
Or
7 yo and things that can go BOOM dont mix.
 
Sure, I believe that a of things went on in your farm but any fainting fairy is going to show that early in cop training. ;)

But whatever....
 
I been cut up a few times, seen a fellow losetwo fingers to a chain saw,never got the least bit sick, but one time my brother cut himself while we were working and I did passout/faint, So it could happen if your sick, stressed out ,
But that phrase (aw shit not again) is what bothers me, if a police officer regularly fainted,screams at the sight of blood or weapons, he would not still be on patrol, he,d be riding a desk.
 
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